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Death Week: Who is still alive that everyone thinks is dead?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Prince Andrew.

johnny_cash 15:00, reply

Cheeta from Tarzan.

Bubbles' visit to pay his respects to MJ made me think of him. He's still alive and lives in his own apartment...

dawnsyndrome 13:40, reply

Is that the one that does the paintings? I thought she had been proven to be a fake (ironic, I know).

tamara_bumpdeeay 18:05, reply

Mark Fowler. They said he died of AIDS, but I saw him large as life pretending to be a copper only the othre day.

spank_daley 12:54, reply

OH! It says THINKS not WISHES

arseology 12:44, reply

The telephone refund staff at the O2.

m50 12:37, reply

Quality gossip on Popbitch

barry 12:16, reply

do feel free to fucking provide some then, barry.

thegingerprince 15:20, reply

el_presidente 12:06, reply

Cheeta

mrsix 11:17, reply

JESUS

muttleee 10:38, reply

Maureen Lipman

webmong 10:32, reply

Ernest Borgnine, Norman Wisdom, Oscar Niemeyer, Herbert Lom, Phyllis Diller, Prince Phillip, Ariel Sharon, Frank Thornton, Winehouse, Mary-Kate Olsen.

quercusmarner Thu 1 Jan 11:42, delete, edit, arf, barf, (Answer / reply)

quercusmarner 10:20, reply

its_all_gone_mong 8:55, reply

Jesus, of course

too_fat_to_skate 8:46, reply

elton john. i thought he'd snuffed it, then i heard him on the wireless the other day and apparently he was "still standing". yeah...(yeah yeah etcccczzzz)

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 8:42, reply

gravelly_hills_cop 8:38, reply

Doris Day, Fats Domino, Sid Caesar, Herbert Lom and Pierre Cardin.

jesusandmaryjane 8:26, reply

Cyril Smith, Liberal Party (LibDems) reactionary policto and FAT bastard, 80, a man who has had more dinners than you've had hot dinners, also a firm enthusiast for birching small boys on the arse. Only last year the odious barrel of lard was supporting asbestos production by in Rochdale. Yeah, well me Mum worked at Turners Brothers Asbestos mill for a while and was one of the lucky ones that didn't contract asbestosis or mesothelioma. Stick the morbidly obese cunt in room full of raw asbestos till he chokes to death.

uncle_whuppity 8:22, reply

Lionel Jeffries, he was 106 when he did Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

fayekorgazm 7:51, reply

Michael Jackson and Elvis

kerching 11:29, reply

Kirsty MacColl. She's working down my local chipshop. Mind you, she has got a bit of limp now.

roger_mycock 7:17, reply

Farah, have another crack at it hon

rick_gassko 1:25, reply

Gordon Brown's political career.

whats_the_beef_chief 0:35, reply

Just you wait.

kps_jockstrap 0:34, reply

Jesus - praise the lord!

This question isn't going to work is it?

tamara_bumpdeeay 0:20, reply

Michael Jackson. Oh.

mike_hunt 0:13, reply

Bubbles.

relief_organist 0:01, reply