Mark Fowler. They said he died of AIDS, but I saw him large as life pretending to be a copper only the othre day.

spank_daley Fri 26 Jun 12:54, (Answer / reply)

Lionel Jeffries, he was 106 when he did Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

fayekorgazm Fri 26 Jun 7:51, (Answer / reply)

Bubbles.

relief_organist Fri 26 Jun 0:01, (Answer / reply)

gravelly_hills_cop Fri 26 Jun 8:38, (Answer / reply)

its_all_gone_mong Fri 26 Jun 8:55, (Answer / reply)

JESUS

muttleee Fri 26 Jun 10:38, (Answer / reply)

Cyril Smith, Liberal Party (LibDems) reactionary policto and FAT bastard, 80, a man who has had more dinners than you've had hot dinners, also a firm enthusiast for birching small boys on the arse. Only last year the odious barrel of lard was supporting asbestos production by in Rochdale. Yeah, well me Mum worked at Turners Brothers Asbestos mill for a while and was one of the lucky ones that didn't contract asbestosis or mesothelioma. Stick the morbidly obese cunt in room full of raw asbestos till he chokes to death.

uncle_whuppity Fri 26 Jun 8:22, (Answer / reply)

elton john. i thought he'd snuffed it, then i heard him on the wireless the other day and apparently he was "still standing". yeah...(yeah yeah etcccczzzz)

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Fri 26 Jun 8:42, (Answer / reply)

Ernest Borgnine, Norman Wisdom, Oscar Niemeyer, Herbert Lom, Phyllis Diller, Prince Phillip, Ariel Sharon, Frank Thornton, Winehouse, Mary-Kate Olsen.

quercusmarner Thu 1 Jan 11:42, delete, edit, arf, barf, (Answer / reply)

quercusmarner Fri 26 Jun 10:20, (Answer / reply)

Prince Andrew.

johnny_cash Fri 26 Jun 15:00, (Answer / reply)

OH! It says THINKS not WISHES

arseology Fri 26 Jun 12:44, (Answer / reply)

Maureen Lipman

webmong Fri 26 Jun 10:32, (Answer / reply)

Michael Jackson. Oh.

mike_hunt Fri 26 Jun 0:13, (Answer / reply)

Jesus, of course

too_fat_to_skate Fri 26 Jun 8:46, (Answer / reply)

The telephone refund staff at the O2.

m50 Fri 26 Jun 12:37, (Answer / reply)

Just you wait.

kps_jockstrap Fri 26 Jun 0:34, (Answer / reply)

el_presidente Fri 26 Jun 12:06, (Answer / reply)

Jesus - praise the lord!

This question isn't going to work is it?

tamara_bumpdeeay Fri 26 Jun 0:20, (Answer / reply)

Doris Day, Fats Domino, Sid Caesar, Herbert Lom and Pierre Cardin.

jesusandmaryjane Fri 26 Jun 8:26, (Answer / reply)

Kirsty MacColl. She's working down my local chipshop. Mind you, she has got a bit of limp now.

roger_mycock Fri 26 Jun 7:17, (Answer / reply)

Farah, have another crack at it hon

rick_gassko Fri 26 Jun 1:25, (Answer / reply)

Cheeta from Tarzan.

Bubbles' visit to pay his respects to MJ made me think of him. He's still alive and lives in his own apartment...

dawnsyndrome Fri 26 Jun 13:40, (Answer / reply)

Quality gossip on Popbitch

barry Fri 26 Jun 12:16, (Answer / reply)

Gordon Brown's political career.

whats_the_beef_chief Fri 26 Jun 0:35, (Answer / reply)

Cheeta

mrsix Fri 26 Jun 11:17, (Answer / reply)