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Body week: what's your best feature?

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deep_stoat 10:00, reply

My entire LHS. I am left-handed but my right side (from bottom to top) suffers/ed a toe chopped off (and sewn on again), a broken toe, a broken ankle, broken leg (three places) which is longer than the other, a birth mark, appendix scar, the less active ovary, an occasionally stabby gall bladder, a broken arm, slighty lower boob, scar from removal of a sebaceous cyst, the weaker eye and another birthmark.

relief_organist 20:43, reply

My water: it rises among stones before settling in a limpid pool.

hack_daniels 17:07, reply

My face. They like it so much, they are putting it on the cover of this week's OK.

edmor 16:08, reply

My liver - it's nearly pickled.

curlywurly 15:50, reply

eyelashes

glitterkitty 14:50, reply

my sense of fucking humour. now fuck off.

flidsticks 14:41, reply

My volcanic mantle of hot man-lava

too_fat_to_skate 14:31, reply

I'd pick my nose *gets coat*

quercusmarner 14:12, reply

Penis

ian_credible 14:00, reply

My Girls Aloud speciality fan fiction

friendlyfryer 13:52, reply

my bird

rick_gassko 13:51, reply

good skin and youthful appearance means i get to shag men in their 20s...

horsespider 13:47, reply

My Priaprism. They call me Ever Ready.

arseology 13:28, reply

Giant nipples

theabominablehoman 13:02, reply

My deleted scenes.

mingus 12:58, reply

My extended supplement

opus 12:40, reply

The rear elevation and south facing garden.

morning_star 12:20, reply

Being able to breath through my ears - is always a hit with the girls.

bubbleboy 12:11, reply

my eyebrows, my fingers and my tongue. you work it out.

lenorman 12:06, reply

After a thorough examination I have to say my left knee (don't get me started on the one on the right), but the left...woof woof.

arch_stanton 11:37, reply

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powermaster 11:36, reply

a German said to me once 'you have a good throat', so that.

thegingerprince 11:28, reply

The one on me not having sex for a year.

deep_stoat 11:25, reply

My wailing tumpsy

dawnsyndrome 11:23, reply

My "come to bed or I'll cut you so bad no cunt will ever look at you again, let alone want you" eyes

spank_daley 11:12, reply

My greeny orange eyes.....spooky!

whats_the_beef_chief 10:42, reply

My eyes. I have a mild squint which drunk girls sometimes mistake for 'bedroom eyes'.

bathwithkirsty 10:37, reply

My opposable thumbs.

jesusandmaryjane 10:23, reply

my spleen. it's just great

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 10:22, reply
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