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Body week: what's your best feature?

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My volcanic mantle of hot man-lava

too_fat_to_skate Mon 29 Jun 14:31, (Answer / reply)

my spleen. it's just great

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Mon 29 Jun 10:22, (Answer / reply)

My entire LHS. I am left-handed but my right side (from bottom to top) suffers/ed a toe chopped off (and sewn on again), a broken toe, a broken ankle, broken leg (three places) which is longer than the other, a birth mark, appendix scar, the less active ovary, an occasionally stabby gall bladder, a broken arm, slighty lower boob, scar from removal of a sebaceous cyst, the weaker eye and another birthmark.

relief_organist Mon 29 Jun 20:43, (Answer / reply)


good skin and youthful appearance means i get to shag men in their 20s...

horsespider Mon 29 Jun 13:47, (Answer / reply)

my bird

rick_gassko Mon 29 Jun 13:51, (Answer / reply)

My Priaprism. They call me Ever Ready.

arseology Mon 29 Jun 13:28, (Answer / reply)

My liver - it's nearly pickled.

curlywurly Mon 29 Jun 15:50, (Answer / reply)

The one on me not having sex for a year.

deep_stoat Mon 29 Jun 11:25, (Answer / reply)

Giant nipples

theabominablehoman Mon 29 Jun 13:02, (Answer / reply)

My Girls Aloud speciality fan fiction

friendlyfryer Mon 29 Jun 13:52, (Answer / reply)

I'd pick my nose *gets coat*

quercusmarner Mon 29 Jun 14:12, (Answer / reply)

My extended supplement

opus Mon 29 Jun 12:40, (Answer / reply)

My opposable thumbs.

jesusandmaryjane Mon 29 Jun 10:23, (Answer / reply)

Penis

ian_credible Mon 29 Jun 14:00, (Answer / reply)

After a thorough examination I have to say my left knee (don't get me started on the one on the right), but the left...woof woof.

arch_stanton Mon 29 Jun 11:37, (Answer / reply)

my sense of fucking humour. now fuck off.

flidsticks Mon 29 Jun 14:41, (Answer / reply)

My water: it rises among stones before settling in a limpid pool.

hack_daniels Mon 29 Jun 17:07, (Answer / reply)

My "come to bed or I'll cut you so bad no cunt will ever look at you again, let alone want you" eyes

spank_daley Mon 29 Jun 11:12, (Answer / reply)

My face. They like it so much, they are putting it on the cover of this week's OK.

edmor Mon 29 Jun 16:08, (Answer / reply)

My deleted scenes.

mingus Mon 29 Jun 12:58, (Answer / reply)

My wailing tumpsy

dawnsyndrome Mon 29 Jun 11:23, (Answer / reply)

eyelashes

glitterkitty Mon 29 Jun 14:50, (Answer / reply)

My eyes. I have a mild squint which drunk girls sometimes mistake for 'bedroom eyes'.

bathwithkirsty Mon 29 Jun 10:37, (Answer / reply)

a German said to me once 'you have a good throat', so that.

thegingerprince Mon 29 Jun 11:28, (Answer / reply)

Being able to breath through my ears - is always a hit with the girls.

bubbleboy Mon 29 Jun 12:11, (Answer / reply)

The rear elevation and south facing garden.

morning_star Mon 29 Jun 12:20, (Answer / reply)


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powermaster Mon 29 Jun 11:36, (Answer / reply)


my eyebrows, my fingers and my tongue. you work it out.

lenorman Mon 29 Jun 12:06, (Answer / reply)

My greeny orange eyes.....spooky!

whats_the_beef_chief Mon 29 Jun 10:42, (Answer / reply)

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Invent a new word. What does it mean?

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Suggest a novel new use for an everyday item.

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