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Body week: what's your worst feature?

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deep_stoat 0:00, reply

Grand Theft Parsons

spank_daley 16:06, reply

Coming anything less than first place on QOTD without killing.

too_fat_to_skate 15:22, reply

my emotional coldness

glitterkitty 15:21, reply

anything with Adam Sandler in.

mrsix 13:23, reply

my mouth, it just wont shut up

shagpile_perm 12:20, reply

My swollen liver. But on the plus side any cannibal is going to be able to make some fantastic foie gras for my wake.

opus 11:41, reply

Anything by Tanya Gold.

jacques_as_in_hattie 11:08, reply

Fuck off! Nosey cunt.

morning_star 11:00, reply

Other penis

ian_credible 10:45, reply

Suddenly and without warning being an unsociable cnut.

vogue 10:33, reply

Either my 'roids, my very hairy toes or the strange lumps that have grown on the bottom of my feet. Thankfully I'm married so none of this matters.

bathwithkirsty 10:32, reply

The moat, hasn't been cleaned in months.

albert_steptoes_horse 10:22, reply

My supernumary teat.

dawnsyndrome 10:08, reply

The wagon wheel just beside the front door, probably.

grimly_fiendish 10:00, reply

My huge cock.

arseology 9:58, reply

Probably the one I did on taxidermy with necrophilia/bestiality references.

theabominablehoman 9:40, reply

The fold that forms just above my belly when I sit down. I would probably be okay with it were it not for the constant bombardment of images in the media depicting thin people, suggesting that it is somehow unnatural to carry around a huge blob of heaving, beer and junk-food created sweatiness upon ones abdomen.

jesusandmaryjane 9:39, reply

evil twin

muttleee 9:06, reply

my utter, utter lack of ambition. personal or professional.

thegingerprince 8:24, reply

my Darwin's tubercle. it just sits there and does nowt

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 7:59, reply
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