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Body week: what's your worst feature?

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Anything by Tanya Gold.

jacques_as_in_hattie Tue 30 Jun 11:08, (Answer / reply)


Other penis

ian_credible Tue 30 Jun 10:45, (Answer / reply)

my mouth, it just wont shut up

shagpile_perm Tue 30 Jun 12:20, (Answer / reply)

My swollen liver. But on the plus side any cannibal is going to be able to make some fantastic foie gras for my wake.

opus Tue 30 Jun 11:41, (Answer / reply)

Either my 'roids, my very hairy toes or the strange lumps that have grown on the bottom of my feet. Thankfully I'm married so none of this matters.

bathwithkirsty Tue 30 Jun 10:32, (Answer / reply)

The wagon wheel just beside the front door, probably.

grimly_fiendish Tue 30 Jun 10:00, (Answer / reply)

my utter, utter lack of ambition. personal or professional.

thegingerprince Tue 30 Jun 8:24, (Answer / reply)

Fuck off! Nosey cunt.

morning_star Tue 30 Jun 11:00, (Answer / reply)


my emotional coldness

glitterkitty Tue 30 Jun 15:21, (Answer / reply)

my Darwin's tubercle. it just sits there and does nowt

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Tue 30 Jun 7:59, (Answer / reply)

Grand Theft Parsons

spank_daley Tue 30 Jun 16:06, (Answer / reply)

The fold that forms just above my belly when I sit down. I would probably be okay with it were it not for the constant bombardment of images in the media depicting thin people, suggesting that it is somehow unnatural to carry around a huge blob of heaving, beer and junk-food created sweatiness upon ones abdomen.

jesusandmaryjane Tue 30 Jun 9:39, (Answer / reply)

anything with Adam Sandler in.

mrsix Tue 30 Jun 13:23, (Answer / reply)

My supernumary teat.

dawnsyndrome Tue 30 Jun 10:08, (Answer / reply)

Suddenly and without warning being an unsociable cnut.

vogue Tue 30 Jun 10:33, (Answer / reply)

Coming anything less than first place on QOTD without killing.

too_fat_to_skate Tue 30 Jun 15:22, (Answer / reply)

evil twin

muttleee Tue 30 Jun 9:06, (Answer / reply)

Probably the one I did on taxidermy with necrophilia/bestiality references.

theabominablehoman Tue 30 Jun 9:40, (Answer / reply)

My huge cock.

arseology Tue 30 Jun 9:58, (Answer / reply)

The moat, hasn't been cleaned in months.

albert_steptoes_horse Tue 30 Jun 10:22, (Answer / reply)

Where were your born and what does this say about you?

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If you were going to top yourself, how would you do it?

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Revolting Week: What is the most disgusting food you have ever eaten?

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Revolting Week: When did you last throw up, and why?

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Revolting Week: Where's the most unusual place you've had a shit?

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Revolting Week: What's the worst thing you've found in your food?

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What are you doing this weekend?

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What one decision could man make that would enchance the world the most?

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What happens to us when we die?

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Tell us about a lie you told - and the effect it had on other people.

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If you worked for Health & Safety, which rule would you impliment just to piss people off?

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