Body week: If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
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Adamantium motherfucking claws. Snik!

grumble_mag Wed 1 Jul 15:17, (Answer / reply)

I'd get lasers shooting out of my third eye.

sydbarretthomes Wed 1 Jul 9:23, (Answer / reply)

I'd like a fin fitted please, and gills

toast_not_ghosts Wed 1 Jul 11:26, (Answer / reply)

If I had been given plastic surgery, I'd say "this is shit, buy me a fucking Wii"

7zark7 Wed 1 Jul 7:45, (Answer / reply)

tits or face

anna308 Wed 1 Jul 11:19, (Answer / reply)

whatever the fuck it took to look exactly like Jake Gyllenhaal.

thegingerprince Wed 1 Jul 8:50, (Answer / reply)

A chimney, vents and filters so I can continue to smoke.

vogue Wed 1 Jul 14:21, (Answer / reply)

I'd have Erin O'Connor grafted onto my toes.

deidre Wed 1 Jul 8:06, (Answer / reply)

i am actually seriously contemplating getting a tit job... i'd like a matching pair that hovered somewhere above my belly button rather than one the size and shape of a popped lemon competing with the other which is somewhere along the size of a football...fucking goddamned breast feeding those brats has RUINED me I tell thee, ruined me.

minky_chunky Wed 1 Jul 14:18, (Answer / reply)

Get this Nosey Cunt fixed. *Stares*

morning_star Wed 1 Jul 10:02, (Answer / reply)

never never never!! have you SEEN a facelift or a boob job being done?

glitterkitty Wed 1 Jul 10:01, (Answer / reply)

The pointy ear. One ear is Spock-shaped but sadly I have no Vulcan death grip, which would have made school life easier.

opus Wed 1 Jul 1:30, (Answer / reply)

I want tits bigger than my head.

dawnsyndrome Wed 1 Jul 10:50, (Answer / reply)

I'd have everyone else made much more attractive.

crack_pot_pipe Wed 1 Jul 8:43, (Answer / reply)

About once a month I used to receive two spam emails. They were from the same source and always arrived together. The first said, "BANJO! DO YOU WANT A LARGER PENIS!!??" and the second said, "BANJO! DO YOU WANT LARGER BREASTS!!??". I could never decide...

twattybanjo Wed 1 Jul 22:28, (Answer / reply)

as long as these guys do the operating...i'm game for anything

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Wed 1 Jul 19:14, (Answer / reply)

I'd have breast implants put in. But either side of my shaft so I can give myself a titwank whenever I want.

spank_daley Wed 1 Jul 11:01, (Answer / reply)

the handle fixed on my blue bucket.

bogarts_lung Wed 1 Jul 17:55, (Answer / reply)

The lot.

deep_stoat Wed 1 Jul 12:13, (Answer / reply)

I'd swap my flange for Barrowman's wang.

edmor Wed 1 Jul 10:47, (Answer / reply)

Get a reduction. Maybe down to M50's cosy size.

ian_credible Wed 1 Jul 9:41, (Answer / reply)

I would have Jackson's face grafted to mine. After all, he spent a lot of money on it and it's going spare anyway.

arseface Wed 1 Jul 9:18, (Answer / reply)

A GBP10,000 reduction off my Mastercard.

jesusandmaryjane Wed 1 Jul 8:03, (Answer / reply)

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Body week: If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

grumble_mag Wed 1 Jul 15:17, (Answer / reply)

sydbarretthomes Wed 1 Jul 9:23, (Answer / reply)

toast_not_ghosts Wed 1 Jul 11:26, (Answer / reply)

7zark7 Wed 1 Jul 7:45, (Answer / reply)

anna308 Wed 1 Jul 11:19, (Answer / reply)

thegingerprince Wed 1 Jul 8:50, (Answer / reply)

vogue Wed 1 Jul 14:21, (Answer / reply)

deidre Wed 1 Jul 8:06, (Answer / reply)

minky_chunky Wed 1 Jul 14:18, (Answer / reply)

morning_star Wed 1 Jul 10:02, (Answer / reply)

glitterkitty Wed 1 Jul 10:01, (Answer / reply)

opus Wed 1 Jul 1:30, (Answer / reply)

dawnsyndrome Wed 1 Jul 10:50, (Answer / reply)

crack_pot_pipe Wed 1 Jul 8:43, (Answer / reply)

twattybanjo Wed 1 Jul 22:28, (Answer / reply)

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Wed 1 Jul 19:14, (Answer / reply)

spank_daley Wed 1 Jul 11:01, (Answer / reply)

bogarts_lung Wed 1 Jul 17:55, (Answer / reply)

deep_stoat Wed 1 Jul 12:13, (Answer / reply)

edmor Wed 1 Jul 10:47, (Answer / reply)

ian_credible Wed 1 Jul 9:41, (Answer / reply)

arseface Wed 1 Jul 9:18, (Answer / reply)

jesusandmaryjane Wed 1 Jul 8:03, (Answer / reply)

How would you improve the British press?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

Invent a new word. What does it mean?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

Suggest a novel new use for an everyday item.
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

Have you ever run away from home? Why? What happened?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

What's wrong with the UK right now?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

Snog, marry, avoid. Who? Why?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

Animal week: What was your first pet? How did it end?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

Animal week: What would be your ideal pet?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

Animal week: Which animal would you most like to see in real life?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

Animal week: Fuck otters! What's even 'otter?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

Animal week: Which two animals should be interbred? What would it be called?
(Threaded) (Answer / reply)

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