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Body week: If you could swap sex, whose body would you have and why?

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deep_stoat 0:00, reply

I'll swap you BDSM for necrophilia if you throw in Sharon Tate's body please thank you very much.

edmor 20:59, reply

Ami James - loving his tattoos

glitterkitty 15:56, reply

I'd be Yelena Isinbayeva, and I'd spend in the day in a hall of mirrors with just a flimsy thong, a jar of lube and a fucking great dildo for company.

grumble_mag 14:58, reply

Just so I could look in the mirror & not vomit for a change.....plus I'd be a right dorty fuckin slaaaaaag!

whats_the_beef_chief 12:01, reply

Do I need to say why?

dawnsyndrome 11:16, reply

I think I've swapped enough bodies already, thanks.

uncle_fester 11:09, reply

Swap it? I can't even give it away. I'll take whatever I can get for it please, Noel.

spank_daley 10:50, reply

Megan Phelps-Roper. And I would receive man, woman, machine, beast, tramp and football team alike in all manner of public sexual shinanigans. Louis Theroux would document my 'fall', culminating in the performance of 'airtight by animals - mother earth is in me' on the lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church.

morning_star 10:31, reply

Ellen de Generes

ian_credible 10:25, reply

Check me out

grimly_fiendish 10:18, reply

Dawn French. I could do with the extra space, it's getting a bit cramped in my current host. It would also be great to ensure Lenny Henry never reproduced.

mrsix 10:15, reply

i'm tempted to give the name of my sworn enemy and say i'd commit suicide, but actually i'd bodysnatch dave gahan and wank myself to death.

deidre 9:39, reply

Emma Watson then I'd stay home get naked and pass my time by squatting over a mirror

lennie 9:35, reply

I like you

grumble_mag 14:54, reply

Just to confuse people:

sydbarretthomes 9:26, reply

I'd swap with my girlfriend - so I could literally go fuck myself.

jacques_as_in_hattie 9:13, reply

i would swap sex for the body of michael jackson. it depends on who i'd have to sleep with of course and whether they would have the authority to swap the body, but i think it would be a good deal in the end...i'm thinking: tourist attraction

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 8:22, reply

J-Lo or Kelly Brook. Having junk in the trunk looks most fun.

7zark7 7:42, reply

Kelly Brook. I'd wear a short skirt with no knickers and I'd 'innocently' bend over infront of old men on the train. I've thought about this a lot.

thegingerprince 7:33, reply

Wiiiinona. Then we could on pony rides and shop lifting sprees together and it would be just beautiful.

deep_stoat 0:37, reply
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