Body week: If you could swap sex, whose body would you have and why?
deep_stoat 0:00,
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I'll swap you BDSM for necrophilia if you throw in Sharon Tate's body please thank you very much.
edmor 20:59,
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I'd be Yelena Isinbayeva, and I'd spend in the day in a hall of mirrors with just a flimsy thong, a jar of lube and a fucking great dildo for company.
Just so I could look in the mirror & not vomit for a change.....plus I'd be a right dorty fuckin slaaaaaag!
whats_the_beef_chief 12:01,
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I think I've swapped enough bodies already, thanks.
Swap it? I can't even give it away. I'll take whatever I can get for it please, Noel.
spank_daley 10:50,
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Megan Phelps-Roper. And I would receive man, woman, machine, beast, tramp and football team alike in all manner of public sexual shinanigans. Louis Theroux would document my 'fall', culminating in the performance of 'airtight by animals - mother earth is in me' on the lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Dawn French. I could do with the extra space, it's getting a bit cramped in my current host. It would also be great to ensure Lenny Henry never reproduced.
i'm tempted to give the name of my sworn enemy and say i'd commit suicide, but actually i'd bodysnatch dave gahan and wank myself to death.
Emma Watson then I'd stay home get naked and pass my time by squatting over a mirror
i would swap sex for the body of michael jackson. it depends on who i'd have to sleep with of course and whether they would have the authority to swap the body, but i think it would be a good deal in the end...i'm thinking: tourist attraction
J-Lo or Kelly Brook. Having junk in the trunk looks most fun.
Kelly Brook. I'd wear a short skirt with no knickers and I'd 'innocently' bend over infront of old men on the train. I've thought about this a lot.
Wiiiinona. Then we could on pony rides and shop lifting sprees together and it would be just beautiful.
deep_stoat 0:37,
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