Emma Watson then I'd stay home get naked and pass my time by squatting over a mirror

lennie Thu 2 Jul 9:35, (Answer / reply)

Dawn French. I could do with the extra space, it's getting a bit cramped in my current host. It would also be great to ensure Lenny Henry never reproduced.

mrsix Thu 2 Jul 10:15, (Answer / reply)

dawnsyndrome Thu 2 Jul 11:16, (Answer / reply)

Kelly Brook. I'd wear a short skirt with no knickers and I'd 'innocently' bend over infront of old men on the train. I've thought about this a lot.

thegingerprince Thu 2 Jul 7:33, (Answer / reply)

Just to confuse people:

sydbarretthomes Thu 2 Jul 9:26, (Answer / reply)

i'm tempted to give the name of my sworn enemy and say i'd commit suicide, but actually i'd bodysnatch dave gahan and wank myself to death.

deidre Thu 2 Jul 9:39, (Answer / reply)

Megan Phelps-Roper. And I would receive man, woman, machine, beast, tramp and football team alike in all manner of public sexual shinanigans. Louis Theroux would document my 'fall', culminating in the performance of 'airtight by animals - mother earth is in me' on the lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church.

morning_star Thu 2 Jul 10:31, (Answer / reply)

Wiiiinona. Then we could on pony rides and shop lifting sprees together and it would be just beautiful.

deep_stoat Thu 2 Jul 0:37, (Answer / reply)

I'd swap with my girlfriend - so I could literally go fuck myself.

jacques_as_in_hattie Thu 2 Jul 9:13, (Answer / reply)

I think I've swapped enough bodies already, thanks.

uncle_fester Thu 2 Jul 11:09, (Answer / reply)

J-Lo or Kelly Brook. Having junk in the trunk looks most fun.

7zark7 Thu 2 Jul 7:42, (Answer / reply)

Swap it? I can't even give it away. I'll take whatever I can get for it please, Noel.

spank_daley Thu 2 Jul 10:50, (Answer / reply)

Ami James - loving his tattoos

glitterkitty Thu 2 Jul 15:56, (Answer / reply)

I'd be Yelena Isinbayeva, and I'd spend in the day in a hall of mirrors with just a flimsy thong, a jar of lube and a fucking great dildo for company.

grumble_mag Thu 2 Jul 14:58, (Answer / reply)

Just so I could look in the mirror & not vomit for a change.....plus I'd be a right dorty fuckin slaaaaaag!

whats_the_beef_chief Thu 2 Jul 12:01, (Answer / reply)

I'll swap you BDSM for necrophilia if you throw in Sharon Tate's body please thank you very much.

edmor Thu 2 Jul 20:59, (Answer / reply)

Ellen de Generes

ian_credible Thu 2 Jul 10:25, (Answer / reply)

i would swap sex for the body of michael jackson. it depends on who i'd have to sleep with of course and whether they would have the authority to swap the body, but i think it would be a good deal in the end...i'm thinking: tourist attraction

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Thu 2 Jul 8:22, (Answer / reply)

Check me out

grimly_fiendish Thu 2 Jul 10:18, (Answer / reply)