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Body week: In a Frankenstein style, put together your perfect person.

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hair/jawline - Johnny Depp

Eyes - Chris Nunez (look it up)

body - fabio cannavaro

humour - david mitchell

cock - liam neeson

glitterkitty Fri 3 Jul 10:49, (Answer / reply)

My cock, your mouth.

spunk_sock Fri 3 Jul 1:25, (Answer / reply)

The bone structure of Diana Ross, the hair of Michael Hutchence, the flexibility of James Brown, the skin tone of a scotch agoraphobic, the nose of a Barbie doll and the penis of a dalmation. Maybe not the heart of Joe Kinnear this time though, eh.

spank_daley Fri 3 Jul 9:03, (Answer / reply)

deep_stoat Fri 3 Jul 12:13, (Answer / reply)

Beth Ditto's cankles, Karen Carpenter's appetite.

mrzipski Fri 3 Jul 14:59, (Answer / reply)

Would have to be the same answer as yesterday

sydbarretthomes Fri 3 Jul 9:26, (Answer / reply)

Pretty much all of Scott Bakula but with Dan Cruickshank's elephant cock.

7zark7 Fri 3 Jul 8:05, (Answer / reply)

to look like cindy crawford circa 1990-to bounce around on until he begs for mercy to look at it'd have to be paolo maldini...

minky_chunky Fri 3 Jul 14:16, (Answer / reply)

the moral fibre of Tony Benn. the body of Chris Meloni (Oz, Law & Order: SVU). the face of Gerard Butler. the wallet of Philip Green. and the cock of m50 poster.

thegingerprince Fri 3 Jul 11:05, (Answer / reply)

Natalie Portman, Lauren Lavern and Melissa Theuriau. It'd be a monumental faux pas to butcher those fillies. Instead they'd fit together in so many non permanent and enchanting ways. A bit like sex lego or dirty power rangers.

morning_star Fri 3 Jul 11:41, (Answer / reply)

Konnie Huq's much-larger-in-real-life breasts, and, well, that will do for now. Maybe a sandwich as well.

too_fat_to_skate Fri 3 Jul 11:19, (Answer / reply)

Sharapova's legs, Kelly Brook's breasts, Jennifer Connolly's face and the bottom of a 12 year old boy.

bathwithkirsty Fri 3 Jul 9:51, (Answer / reply)

All of the wonderfully filthy Tracy Emin but with full size clowns feet. Dirty sex followed by a chuckle. Perfect.

lennie Fri 3 Jul 14:50, (Answer / reply)


Doira Bairds bod with Laura Hortons brains- "Hands a little further up the shaft love" etc

quercusmarner Fri 3 Jul 13:52, (Answer / reply)

QOTD Gold Month: What's the most offensive joke you know?

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What was the first computer game you played?

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What's the most inappropriate name for a charity you can think of?

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Rate your week so far. Do this using a method that hasn't been used by other people who answered the quiz before you. It may be a simple rating out of ten. It may be a picture. Or a song. Even a diagram. But rate it.

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What's the most underwhelming autograph you own?

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Describe what happened the first time you went online.

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What should have won at the Oscars?

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If you could vote one poster off the messageboard who would it be?

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What makes you happy when you are sad?

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When you were small what fairytale or cartoon character did you most want to come to life and be your friend?

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If you could un-invent one thing what would it be?

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