Body week: In a Frankenstein style, put together your perfect person.
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hair/jawline - Johnny Depp
Eyes - Chris Nunez (look it up)
body - fabio cannavaro
humour - david mitchell
cock - liam neeson
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The bone structure of Diana Ross, the hair of Michael Hutchence, the flexibility of James Brown, the skin tone of a scotch agoraphobic, the nose of a Barbie doll and the penis of a dalmation. Maybe not the heart of Joe Kinnear this time though, eh.
spank_daley Fri 3 Jul 9:03, (Answer / reply)
Pretty much all of Scott Bakula but with Dan Cruickshank's elephant cock.
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to look like cindy crawford circa 1990-to bounce around on until he begs for mercy to look at it'd have to be paolo maldini...
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the moral fibre of Tony Benn. the body of Chris Meloni (Oz, Law & Order: SVU). the face of Gerard Butler. the wallet of Philip Green. and the cock of m50 poster.
thegingerprince Fri 3 Jul 11:05, (Answer / reply)
Natalie Portman, Lauren Lavern and Melissa Theuriau. It'd be a monumental faux pas to butcher those fillies. Instead they'd fit together in so many non permanent and enchanting ways. A bit like sex lego or dirty power rangers.
morning_star Fri 3 Jul 11:41, (Answer / reply)
Konnie Huq's much-larger-in-real-life breasts, and, well, that will do for now. Maybe a sandwich as well.
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Sharapova's legs, Kelly Brook's breasts, Jennifer Connolly's face and the bottom of a 12 year old boy.
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All of the wonderfully filthy Tracy Emin but with full size clowns feet. Dirty sex followed by a chuckle. Perfect.
lennie Fri 3 Jul 14:50, (Answer / reply)
Doira Bairds bod with Laura Hortons brains- "Hands a little further up the shaft love" etc 
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What should have won at the Oscars?
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If you could vote one poster off the messageboard who would it be?
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What makes you happy when you are sad?
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When you were small what fairytale or cartoon character did you most want to come to life and be your friend?
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If you could un-invent one thing what would it be?
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If we'd run out of qotd, what would you spend your time doing instead?
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First pet plus street - what's your porn name?
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If you could live anywhere else, where would you move to? And why haven't you, you lazy cunt?
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Name one person you really, really love, possibly in a slightly unhealthy way, and why?
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Name one person you really, really hate and why
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What are you doing this weekend? And don't lie or we'll know.
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Baboon vs Badger
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What are you doing this weekend? And don't lie or we'll know.
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