Old skool Friday: What are you doing at the weekend?
trying to cum while some poor sod is sucking like a dyson on my wrecked cock... citalopram not a happy ending
Shocked that Liams a chubby chaser.
Same as every weekend: pretending to care about my friends and relatives while trying to build up enough nerve to top myself.
reeling from shock that beryl_the_peril poster isn't actually a 30 stone munter.
Broke as a joke so this weekend will be less Tramp and more tramp. Prob propping myself up on a park bench with a can of strong lager.
theabominablehoman 14:37,
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It's my first weekend for about six months that hasn't been totally booked up. So I am very pleased to be able to say I don't know what I am going to do even though I am annoyed I don't have PSB tickets.
relief_organist 13:50,
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out with best friend this evening-we're going to manchesters exclusive 'circle club'
it's fathers day on sunday so we're going for a lunchtime picnic in the park and will then be palming the kids off on their fathers' (i am never sure where the apostrophes should go in that sentence?) and then going to see my dad for dinner.
minky_chunky 13:21,
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Shovelling dog shit, snails and semi-rotted compost over the fence at my neighbour and his guests, if the fucker has another 48hr UK Grime mini-festival.
zygmunt 12:48,
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hmmm, get up, go shopping, breakfast alfresco, bucks fizz, friends over in evening, get up again, swimming, bit of gardening, audit committee annual report, top gear new season
glitterkitty 12:40,
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Ascot and then Christening my Godson just in case I'm wrong and he needs it one day.
rick_gassko 12:23,
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saturday i shall be manning a stall at my kids' school fete in chiswick followed by the wrestler on dvd in the evening and a bottle of wine
sunday driving down to cambridge to visit my dad and listen to him moan about the state of the world, mps' expenses and the ammount of refugees there are in cambridge these days.
hopefully i'll also find time to watch the lions v s africa
rock, and indeed, roll
bigkidsmademedoit 12:14,
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Sat - Father and his missus round for dinner as it's Father's Day on Sunday. Must be pissed enough not get annoyed when he starts to cry and ask me why I'm 40 and not married (again). Must get him pissed enough that he eventually falls asleep instead of doing that face that says, "I'm 73 and not getting any younger and sooner or later I'm going to have to unburden all my guilt about abandoning you as a child".
Sun - trimming my bush. What with all this sun then rain then sun it's way out of control.
Hoping that Throbbing Gristle's low frequency rumblings induce a spontaneous orgasm (and not cause me to shit myself)
Having my face resurfaced with sand and lasers.
Blur afternoon gig Saturday, Throbbing Gristle evening gig Sunday and Transformers 2 IMAX at fuck o'clock Sunday morning.
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow, then we're having a family outing to a museum on Sunday, after #1 Festerlette's swimming lesson, possibly with a picnic (weather permitting). Just living the cliche...
Getting all 'Bear Grylls' in a forest with the kids. They want to trap, cook and eat 'an animal' - i'm taking sausages.
Wife and kids away saturday so I will be buying drucks and getting a hooker- translated painting the shed with creasote, Sunday The Tempest at Regents Park. Oh and rejoicing in my x4 yes x4 free tickets to the Big Chill FORFUCKINEVER.
Not going to a grand prix to see cossetted sons of millionaires zoom around in front of me.
Burning, looting, raping, shooting. And meeting up with the entirety of my immediate family for the first time since it all kicked off at Christmas. Bring it you cunts, BRING IT!
spank_daley 9:02,
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In all honesty, going to the Job Centre to be cross-examined re: my eligibility for unemployment benefit. Fun times.
too_fat_to_skate 8:58,
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Cooking lunch for a couple of ungrateful smug cunts and their obnoxioius trans-atlantic offspring then meeting my boss for lunch on Sunday as he is over from New York and friendless. Roll on Monday. *edit* lasts week's answer would have been slightly more interesting.
bathwithkirsty 8:35,
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Laughing my arse off as Bernie runs round the grid at Silverstone frantically trying to call in all those favours from down the years. If the little grey haired dynamo knocks me over I'll sue just to add to his problems.
Working. I haven't had a day off in 7 weeks and feel like I am going to die soon.
British GP at Silverstone, all access pass. I may have a "tummy upset" on Monday. *And P&B! Rejoice!
