It's my first weekend for about six months that hasn't been totally booked up. So I am very pleased to be able to say I don't know what I am going to do even though I am annoyed I don't have PSB tickets.
out with best friend this evening-we're going to manchesters exclusive 'circle club'
it's fathers day on sunday so we're going for a lunchtime picnic in the park and will then be palming the kids off on their fathers' (i am never sure where the apostrophes should go in that sentence?) and then going to see my dad for dinner.
Shovelling dog shit, snails and semi-rotted compost over the fence at my neighbour and his guests, if the fucker has another 48hr UK Grime mini-festival.
hmmm, get up, go shopping, breakfast alfresco, bucks fizz, friends over in evening, get up again, swimming, bit of gardening, audit committee annual report, top gear new season
saturday i shall be manning a stall at my kids' school fete in chiswick followed by the wrestler on dvd in the evening and a bottle of wine
sunday driving down to cambridge to visit my dad and listen to him moan about the state of the world, mps' expenses and the ammount of refugees there are in cambridge these days.
hopefully i'll also find time to watch the lions v s africa
Sat - Father and his missus round for dinner as it's Father's Day on Sunday. Must be pissed enough not get annoyed when he starts to cry and ask me why I'm 40 and not married (again). Must get him pissed enough that he eventually falls asleep instead of doing that face that says, "I'm 73 and not getting any younger and sooner or later I'm going to have to unburden all my guilt about abandoning you as a child".
Sun - trimming my bush. What with all this sun then rain then sun it's way out of control.
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow, then we're having a family outing to a museum on Sunday, after #1 Festerlette's swimming lesson, possibly with a picnic (weather permitting). Just living the cliche...
Wife and kids away saturday so I will be buying drucks and getting a hooker- translated painting the shed with creasote, Sunday The Tempest at Regents Park. Oh and rejoicing in my x4 yes x4 free tickets to the Big Chill FORFUCKINEVER.
Burning, looting, raping, shooting. And meeting up with the entirety of my immediate family for the first time since it all kicked off at Christmas. Bring it you cunts, BRING IT!
Cooking lunch for a couple of ungrateful smug cunts and their obnoxioius trans-atlantic offspring then meeting my boss for lunch on Sunday as he is over from New York and friendless. Roll on Monday. *edit* lasts week's answer would have been slightly more interesting.
Laughing my arse off as Bernie runs round the grid at Silverstone frantically trying to call in all those favours from down the years. If the little grey haired dynamo knocks me over I'll sue just to add to his problems.
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