After spending 9 solid hours on the computer working at home I rolled around on the floor and bounced on my exercise ball to get my blood flowing again. I then ate 2 big bowls of soup leftover from the weekend and sewed three buttons on to a coat I wanted to wear today.
drank cava, smoked a doobie or twobie, played mousehunt on facebook, took notes from two chapters of my study text, watch University Challenge (and then taped Eastenders), tried to ascertain why they hadn't put Shogun on at the weekend, ate shepherd's pie, typed up a set of minutes, read Grey's Anatomy spoilers
not necessarily in that order
I poked a cucumber through next door's letterbox and shouted 'The aliens are coming!' Again.
downloaded from softpedia, which isn't what it seems; and argued online with teenage girls, which isn't what it seems either.
shouted at teenaager,shouted at toddler,shouted at life partner. Cleaned piss up several times as potty training (toddler) struggled with heartburn-ate toad in the hole-wished i could get really pissed and chainsmoke a load of fags.I hate being off the booze and off the fags-it does nothing for my sweet temperament.
made soda bread using up the last of the buttermilk, watched the last 10 mins of University Challenege, shepherd's pie for dinner, read a book, listened to some Bill Evans, changed my duvet, had a shower, read a bit more, spoke to my brother on the phone, emptied the car of cardboard boxes, put the bins out, put the recycling out, checked emails, did the washing up, played a bit of guitar, brushed teeth, went to bed. it's funny because it's true
convinced my doppy wife that faking my own death for the life insurance was a good idea
Well I had a number of gentlemen callers...
One has to pay the bills and eat somehow.
dawnsyndrome 0:19, reply
tried to give king_cnut poster my address to see if his fists can cash the cheque that his gob writes...