QOTD Gold Month: What did you do last night?
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Ate a pie. Had a wank. Drank vodka to try to suppress the feelings of loneliness and ennui. Had another wank. Felt better. Drove to studio to present Newsnight.
stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Tue 9 Feb 2:05, (Answer / reply)
I poked a cucumber through next door's letterbox and shouted 'The aliens are coming!' Again.
just sat there in the dark. alone. and cried a bit...then i put my rape cape on and went "for a walk"
sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Tue 9 Feb 11:10, (Answer / reply)
Your mum
fascifuckinating Tue 9 Feb 16:48, (Answer / reply)
Watched two_fat_to_skate out making burnt bread using up rancid milk, wanking over Jeremy Paxman on TV, throwing some shit stained duvet out, masturbating again in the shower, reading some jazz mags, performing phone sex, disposed of a body, downloaded porn, cried in the sink and strummed off.
touchmyspastic Tue 9 Feb 16:22, (Answer / reply)
out in the pale moonlight? It wasn't your sister, it wasn't your Ma! h! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Went to see a mate's band, had several drinks, fell asleep whilst the missus was trying to suck me off.
spank_daley Tue 9 Feb 10:13, (Answer / reply)
made soda bread using up the last of the buttermilk, watched the last 10 mins of University Challenege, shepherd's pie for dinner, read a book, listened to some Bill Evans, changed my duvet, had a shower, read a bit more, spoke to my brother on the phone, emptied the car of cardboard boxes, put the bins out, put the recycling out, checked emails, did the washing up, played a bit of guitar, brushed teeth, went to bed. it's funny because it's true
Watched Wolfman. It wasn't very good. Went home and watched The House Of The Devil which was much better.
Noshed spank's wee cheesy-wotsit til sleepy time then went found me something of adult proportion
rick_gassko Tue 9 Feb 10:36, (Answer / reply)
drank cava, smoked a doobie or twobie, played mousehunt on facebook, took notes from two chapters of my study text, watch University Challenge (and then taped Eastenders), tried to ascertain why they hadn't put Shogun on at the weekend, ate shepherd's pie, typed up a set of minutes, read Grey's Anatomy spoilers
not necessarily in that order
Cranked one out over internet porn, drank vodka to suppress feelings of loneliness, sucked on a fishermans friend, drank more vodka, turned up for work on switchboard of Samaritans.
Felt better.
bogarts_lung Tue 9 Feb 13:21, (Answer / reply)
Watched some crap TV and went to bed and as Mondays have become synonymous with crazy dreams, I dreamt that I talked to a cat that was hooked to painkillers and tried to dupe me into taking it to the vet. And then there was the ghost of a witch on a broomstick flying round my room. If this was my Monday night in reality, it would have made for a better night all round.
gloria_huniford Tue 9 Feb 11:42, (Answer / reply)
started watching 1983: the brink of apocalypse on youtube. was brilliant.
Well I had a number of gentlemen callers...
One has to pay the bills and eat somehow.
dawnsyndrome Tue 9 Feb 0:19, (Answer / reply)
Dressed as John Terry's wife and had some fun with Mr.Six.
incidentally - six is the exact number of seconds he lasted.
arseology Tue 9 Feb 11:05, (Answer / reply)
After spending 9 solid hours on the computer working at home I rolled around on the floor and bounced on my exercise ball to get my blood flowing again. I then ate 2 big bowls of soup leftover from the weekend and sewed three buttons on to a coat I wanted to wear today.
relief_organist Tue 9 Feb 20:46, (Answer / reply)
Raided a banks security deposit room of six bags of diamonds, screwed an MI5 officer,drank some bolly and went on holiday..or was that on the telly? too much meow meow
bubbleboy Tue 9 Feb 13:19, (Answer / reply)
downloaded from softpedia, which isn't what it seems; and argued online with teenage girls, which isn't what it seems either.
Cycled through the snow to Stoke Newington. Played drums for exactly 3 hours in a dark room. Cycled to South London. Ate some gnocchi. Wrote something for work. Watched a programme about chemistry on BBC4. Fucking mental, it was.
I got 5 American female college students to strip and masturbate in front of their webcams on chatroulette.com/
whitemaninhammersmithpalais Tue 9 Feb 11:09, (Answer / reply)
A shit
toadhall Tue 9 Feb 10:24, (Answer / reply)
I wrote some Anglia News fan fiction, about Helen McDermott, John Francis and parsley from Patrick's Pantry.
arch_stanton Tue 9 Feb 12:51, (Answer / reply)
Ate a pie. Had a wank. Drank vodka to try to suppress the feelings of loneliness. Had another wank. Felt better. Put on my uniform and drove to studio. Had to eject some pissed-up, cross-dressing navvy who thought he was Kirsty Wark.
morning_star Tue 9 Feb 13:11, (Answer / reply)
Played snooker, got stoned. The End.
whats_the_beef_chief Tue 9 Feb 7:13, (Answer / reply)
A spot of theatre, The Little Dog that Laughed to be precise. Tasmin Greig woof woof!
lennie Tue 9 Feb 14:37, (Answer / reply)
Watched the sunset from Venice Beach pier, then dinner in a French restaurant on Abbot Kinney.
raskol Tue 9 Feb 5:00, (Answer / reply)
convinced my doppy wife that faking my own death for the life insurance was a good idea
shouted at teenaager,shouted at toddler,shouted at life partner. Cleaned piss up several times as potty training (toddler) struggled with heartburn-ate toad in the hole-wished i could get really pissed and chainsmoke a load of fags.I hate being off the booze and off the fags-it does nothing for my sweet temperament.
bathed child, put child to bed , changed duvet, had a bath, ate fillet steak and prawns, had sex, read a bit, fell asleep...
horsespider Tue 9 Feb 11:04, (Answer / reply)
The same think I do every night, plan to take over the world