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QOTD Gold Month: What's the most offensive joke you know?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

what's pink and smells like holly?

ian huntley's cock.

prada_willy 9:24, reply

What do you do when you see a room full of rotting babies corpses?

Stop laughing and start wanking!

jimmy_corkhill 16:09, reply

"It really annoys me how Pakis born in the UK want to be called British. If a dog is born in a stable, you don't call it a fucking horse do you?"

jumping_budgie 13:41, reply

Where's the best place to pick-up twenty one year olds for casual sex? Little Ted's nursery.

spank_daley 12:43, reply

Q: What do nine out of 10 people enjoy?

A: Gang rape.

grumble_mag 11:55, reply

How can you tell if your sister's on the rag! Your father's dick tastes funny

chatty_kathy 11:54, reply

How about this tedious pony fiend...right kidz. *crashes quad bike*

morning_star 11:52, reply

How do you get a bummer to fuck your girlfriend?

Shit in her cunt.

raskol 10:58, reply

hack_daniels 10:57, reply

How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? By trying to read her own lips.

bobbifleckmann 10:47, reply

Bogarts_Lung

plasticflamingo 10:45, reply

boom-tish,

motherfucker.

bogarts_lung 11:29, reply

What was Hitlers favourite group? Gasajewjew

toadhall 10:07, reply

Q: What’s the main reason for the shocking rise in the level of paedophilia in recent years?

A: Really sexy kids.

crack_pot_pipe 10:01, reply

David Cameron PM

bigkidsmademedoit 10:01, reply

grimly_fiendish 9:59, reply

mrsix 9:44, reply

Q. What's the best thing about fucking your six year old sister?

A. You can turn her over and pretend it's her twin brother.

indiekid 9:18, reply

Q: what's the difference between a jew and a loaf of bread?

A: bread doesn't scream when it goes into the oven

or

Q: why did the showerheads in concentrationcamps have 11 holes?

A: a jew only has 10 fingers

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 8:51, reply

I can't believe I just read that....both gems

workingclasszero 12:30, reply

What's blue and frightens young mothers? Cot death.

jesusandmaryjane 8:02, reply

Whats got 2 legs & bleeds?

Half a dog.

whats_the_beef_chief 7:03, reply

What do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? An erection.

deep_stoat 5:50, reply

Remember, Act FAST. Face: As their face fallen on one side? Arms: Can they raise both arms and keep them there? Speech: Is their speech slurred? Time: to fuck them, the Rohypnol has kicked in.

roger_mycock 5:25, reply

what's yellow and lives off dead beetles?

jeffjaffacake 4:57, reply

Bonus answer

edmor 1:31, reply

Roy 'Chubby' Brown's opening line as he went on stage in Cleveland (about 20 years ago).

RCB: I'm surprised to see so many of you here tonight. I thought you'd all be at home fucking your kids.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 1:01, reply

edmor 0:42, reply

What's blue and fucks old people? Me and my lucky blue overcoat. Minus points for anyone who thought hypothermia.

opus 0:42, reply