edmor Fri 26 Feb 0:42, (Answer / reply)

Bogarts_Lung

plasticflamingo Fri 26 Feb 10:45, (Answer / reply)

Roy 'Chubby' Brown's opening line as he went on stage in Cleveland (about 20 years ago).

RCB: I'm surprised to see so many of you here tonight. I thought you'd all be at home fucking your kids.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Fri 26 Feb 1:01, (Answer / reply)

Q: What’s the main reason for the shocking rise in the level of paedophilia in recent years?

A: Really sexy kids.

crack_pot_pipe Fri 26 Feb 10:01, (Answer / reply)

mrsix Fri 26 Feb 9:44, (Answer / reply)

Q. What's the best thing about fucking your six year old sister?

A. You can turn her over and pretend it's her twin brother.

indiekid Fri 26 Feb 9:18, (Answer / reply)

Bonus answer

edmor Fri 26 Feb 1:31, (Answer / reply)

What do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? An erection.

deep_stoat Fri 26 Feb 5:50, (Answer / reply)

David Cameron PM

bigkidsmademedoit Fri 26 Feb 10:01, (Answer / reply)

What's blue and fucks old people? Me and my lucky blue overcoat. Minus points for anyone who thought hypothermia.

opus Fri 26 Feb 0:42, (Answer / reply)

what's yellow and lives off dead beetles?

jeffjaffacake Fri 26 Feb 4:57, (Answer / reply)

Whats got 2 legs & bleeds?

Half a dog.

whats_the_beef_chief Fri 26 Feb 7:03, (Answer / reply)

Remember, Act FAST. Face: As their face fallen on one side? Arms: Can they raise both arms and keep them there? Speech: Is their speech slurred? Time: to fuck them, the Rohypnol has kicked in.

roger_mycock Fri 26 Feb 5:25, (Answer / reply)

Q: What do nine out of 10 people enjoy?

A: Gang rape.

grumble_mag Fri 26 Feb 11:55, (Answer / reply)

What's blue and frightens young mothers? Cot death.

jesusandmaryjane Fri 26 Feb 8:02, (Answer / reply)

How do you get a bummer to fuck your girlfriend?

Shit in her cunt.

raskol Fri 26 Feb 10:58, (Answer / reply)

"It really annoys me how Pakis born in the UK want to be called British. If a dog is born in a stable, you don't call it a fucking horse do you?"

jumping_budgie Fri 26 Feb 13:41, (Answer / reply)

How can you tell if your sister's on the rag! Your father's dick tastes funny

chatty_kathy Fri 26 Feb 11:54, (Answer / reply)

Q: what's the difference between a jew and a loaf of bread?

A: bread doesn't scream when it goes into the oven

or

Q: why did the showerheads in concentrationcamps have 11 holes?

A: a jew only has 10 fingers

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Fri 26 Feb 8:51, (Answer / reply)

What do you do when you see a room full of rotting babies corpses?

Stop laughing and start wanking!

jimmy_corkhill Fri 26 Feb 16:09, (Answer / reply)

grimly_fiendish Fri 26 Feb 9:59, (Answer / reply)

hack_daniels Fri 26 Feb 10:57, (Answer / reply)

How about this tedious pony fiend...right kidz. *crashes quad bike*

morning_star Fri 26 Feb 11:52, (Answer / reply)

Where's the best place to pick-up twenty one year olds for casual sex? Little Ted's nursery.

spank_daley Fri 26 Feb 12:43, (Answer / reply)

How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate? By trying to read her own lips.

bobbifleckmann Fri 26 Feb 10:47, (Answer / reply)

what's pink and smells like holly?

ian huntley's cock.

prada_willy Fri 5 Mar 9:24, (Answer / reply)

What was Hitlers favourite group? Gasajewjew

toadhall Fri 26 Feb 10:07, (Answer / reply)