I have Martin Kemp's on the back of a Phones4U receipt and Matt Dawson's on a napkin. I asked for neither
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Bob Rust, YTV weatherman from the 90's. Got it on a visit to Countdown along with Carol Vorderman's. Got Richard Whitely's when I walked into his dressing room and there was an awkward moment whilst we both wondered what would happen next. IDNSHFerret.
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Either Ainsley Harriet's on a 7" record when he had his band The Calypso Twins.. or assorted county cricket players from the mid - 80's..
jonnyteasmaid 17:36, reply
Jilly Cooper's, some bloke gave it to me to try and get me to marry him. Fucking weirdo.
spank_daley 17:04, reply
A mate arranged for me to receive a signed publicity shot from this lot: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8j31JzDSFQ
raskol 15:46, reply
I did have a collection of Speedway riders of the 70's autographs but I recently sold it on fleabay for GBP34.00. The only other autographs I have are Gordon Murray & Iain Banks and both of those guys are rather good at what they do, so are not underwhelming in the slightest. Sorry.
roger_mycock 14:24, reply
rolf harris, also a pic drawn by him that he had to spoil by drawing a puddle of piss on it. he was my hero until then, the greasy haired cunt.
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Friend who was scriptwriting on Enders at the time got me a signed photo of Ian Aspinal (Mubbs from Planet Holby). He put 'Your (sic) the most wonderful woman in the world". Still would though. Oh yes.
auntie_betty 13:14, reply
A signed Tony Green pic with him holding a bendy bully with the immortal words "come and have a look at what you could of won"
as well as a signed bewitched pic with all the girls resplendent in denim...
brooklynlion 13:01, reply
Michael Winner's takes some beating. It's on a printed card that says 'thanks for writing to him/entering a competition' and the signature is written in blue felt tip at the bottom - it's a line with occasional bumps in it, certainly no noticeable letters, and could easily have been written holding the pen between the writer's toes.
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A so-called friend got me a signed postcard of the Cheeky Girls for my birthday.

dawnsyndrome 12:37, reply
dear horsespider... gordon's ALIVE! yours, brian blessed... (actually, it's my most cherished autograph)...
horsespider 11:42, reply
I have a collection of postcards from lulu that she sent me when I was five. Turns out they weren't from her at all but from my mother. I did wonder how she always knew where I'd be on holiday.
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Someone from folky pub band "The Houghton Weavers". For a long time I thought his name was "Bert White" but after a few years I took a closer look and that bit actually said "Best Wishes"
chelsearentboy 10:26, reply
My mum used to write to celebrities asking for signed photographs. She once got one from David 'Kid' Jensen and gave it to me because I "liked pop music."
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Michael Rodd. From when I was a contestant on 'Screen Test' Fucking have that...
awaitsinevitableabuse 9:58, reply
Yours. Although I have just photoshopped it into the 'acceptance' section of a restraining order, banning you from ever setting QOTD's again... so it may have some value, after all.




