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Why are you here?

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popbitch 0:00, reply

If only I knew :(

majorbloodnok 19:26, reply

because this is one of the few places on the internet that isn't moderated by a Nazi-esque 'forum moderator' so you can swear and insult people and stuff

glitterkitty 17:42, reply

*begs to differ*

bogarts_lung 17:56, reply

How do you know I am here? Oh…

sputnik1 17:11, reply

Because I'm chained to my commode.

dawnsyndrome 15:26, reply

I'm here just to relax...

fayekorgazm 15:12, reply

'cause it's full of my kind of people.

thegingerprince 14:23, reply

Trendy yoofs told me this was the reason.

morning_star 13:18, reply

It's like the mothership calling me home.

deidre 12:28, reply

I've come from the future to warn you about Vernon Kaye.

muttleee 11:55, reply

Because you thought the truman show was just a film

indiekid 11:49, reply

I'm not.

jesusandmaryjane 11:36, reply

Why are YOU here?

whatever_yeah 11:34, reply

Hopefully Mr Moyles will see all the hard work I'm doing as an intern and take me on full time.

honk 11:30, reply

Because I need a daily update on what and who your mum is doing.

mike_hunt 11:10, reply

To "push the envelope", think outside the "box", whilst "moving forward."

With added "blue sky thinking"

whats_the_beef_chief 10:57, reply

Erm, where is here exactly?

babycatboy 10:52, reply

to Be Here Now

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 10:49, reply

This 3am column doesn't write itself.

grimly_fiendish 10:43, reply

Someone told me there'd be cake

splut_cunker 10:42, reply

I'm on holiday this week and because this is more entertaining than This Morning, but not as funny as Jeremy Kyle.

its_all_gone_mong 10:34, reply

Why not?

toadhall 10:01, reply

Laughing at the retards who post here... oh.

arseface 9:39, reply

Because I am lad, because I am...

mrsix 9:16, reply

Because my mother was a dirty slut and loved the cock.

spank_daley 9:15, reply

What are you, Old Bill? Jog on you Shlaaaag!

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 9:07, reply

Have been working since 5.05am so this is my lunch break.

relief_organist 8:15, reply

42

roger_mycock 6:50, reply

Because if I wasn't here I'd be there.

plasticflamingo 0:21, reply

Nothing better to do.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 0:10, reply

sexual incontinence

bolusofwankers 12:17, reply