Because I am lad, because I am...

mrsix Mon 22 Mar 9:16, (Answer / reply)

Because I need a daily update on what and who your mum is doing.

mike_hunt Mon 22 Mar 11:10, (Answer / reply)

To "push the envelope", think outside the "box", whilst "moving forward."

With added "blue sky thinking"

whats_the_beef_chief Mon 22 Mar 10:57, (Answer / reply)

Because my mother was a dirty slut and loved the cock.

spank_daley Mon 22 Mar 9:15, (Answer / reply)

because this is one of the few places on the internet that isn't moderated by a Nazi-esque 'forum moderator' so you can swear and insult people and stuff

glitterkitty Mon 22 Mar 17:42, (Answer / reply)

I'm not.

jesusandmaryjane Mon 22 Mar 11:36, (Answer / reply)

How do you know I am here? Oh…

sputnik1 Mon 22 Mar 17:11, (Answer / reply)

Because I'm chained to my commode.

dawnsyndrome Mon 22 Mar 15:26, (Answer / reply)

It's like the mothership calling me home.

deidre Mon 22 Mar 12:28, (Answer / reply)

42

roger_mycock Mon 22 Mar 6:50, (Answer / reply)

Nothing better to do.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Mon 22 Mar 0:10, (Answer / reply)

This 3am column doesn't write itself.

grimly_fiendish Mon 22 Mar 10:43, (Answer / reply)

Have been working since 5.05am so this is my lunch break.

relief_organist Mon 22 Mar 8:15, (Answer / reply)

If only I knew :(

majorbloodnok Mon 22 Mar 19:26, (Answer / reply)

to Be Here Now

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Mon 22 Mar 10:49, (Answer / reply)

Someone told me there'd be cake

splut_cunker Mon 22 Mar 10:42, (Answer / reply)

I'm here just to relax...

fayekorgazm Mon 22 Mar 15:12, (Answer / reply)

'cause it's full of my kind of people.

thegingerprince Mon 22 Mar 14:23, (Answer / reply)

I've come from the future to warn you about Vernon Kaye.

muttleee Mon 22 Mar 11:55, (Answer / reply)

I'm on holiday this week and because this is more entertaining than This Morning, but not as funny as Jeremy Kyle.

its_all_gone_mong Mon 22 Mar 10:34, (Answer / reply)

Hopefully Mr Moyles will see all the hard work I'm doing as an intern and take me on full time.

honk Mon 22 Mar 11:30, (Answer / reply)

Why are YOU here?

whatever_yeah Mon 22 Mar 11:34, (Answer / reply)

What are you, Old Bill? Jog on you Shlaaaag!

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Mon 22 Mar 9:07, (Answer / reply)

Laughing at the retards who post here... oh.

arseface Mon 22 Mar 9:39, (Answer / reply)

Trendy yoofs told me this was the reason.

morning_star Mon 22 Mar 13:18, (Answer / reply)

Because you thought the truman show was just a film

indiekid Mon 22 Mar 11:49, (Answer / reply)

Because if I wasn't here I'd be there.

plasticflamingo Mon 22 Mar 0:21, (Answer / reply)

Erm, where is here exactly?

babycatboy Mon 22 Mar 10:52, (Answer / reply)

Why not?

toadhall Mon 22 Mar 10:01, (Answer / reply)