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If you could vote one poster off the messageboard who would it be?

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bogarts_lung. there, i've said it.

mrsix Tue 9 Mar 9:59, (Answer / reply)


Anyone who thinks this is a good place to discuss the fucking football.

curlywurly Tue 9 Mar 11:14, (Answer / reply)


any cunt that brings up politics

hypnogimp Tue 9 Mar 11:39, (Answer / reply)

That airbrushed David Cameron one where people keep changing the words to humourous effect.

mike_hunt Tue 9 Mar 9:58, (Answer / reply)

yes,yes,yes, i can see where this is going ya bastards...*gets coat*

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Tue 9 Mar 9:20, (Answer / reply)

The one at the top about chlamydia. It gets right on my fucking wick. Ah.

spank_daley Tue 9 Mar 9:53, (Answer / reply)


mrs_ivy_trellis for a week so he'd stop monging and GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE. Ta Xx

mrs_ivy_trellis Tue 9 Mar 11:45, (Answer / reply)

The poster above me in this list. He/she is a cunt.

jesusandmaryjane Tue 9 Mar 10:43, (Answer / reply)

Anyone with an alluring girl's name who is actually a gay bloke. For years I've imagined many of you sat there in some kind of red gingham dress and rollers, only for you to let slip you'd quite like to do one of Jedward up the arse. Really off-putting. ;)

honk Tue 9 Mar 12:36, (Answer / reply)

Julie Birchill.

deep_stoat Tue 9 Mar 11:13, (Answer / reply)

Well it would have to be a tedious, self-obsessed cunt with a wildly over-estimated sense of the extent to which other posters want to read their inane drivel/hilarious jokes/made-up stories. Sorry, that doesn't narrow it down much does it?

rogerkint Tue 9 Mar 10:57, (Answer / reply)

Geri Halliwell's pr/skivvy.

whatever_yeah Tue 9 Mar 11:03, (Answer / reply)

Every poster here has a role in this life. To make another poster feel better about him or herself at some point and therefore to increase the sum of happiness overall. Every one, except bogarts_lung, of course.

powermaster Tue 9 Mar 14:31, (Answer / reply)

Myself. Closely followed by everyone else in joint 2nd.

too_fat_to_skate Tue 9 Mar 13:48, (Answer / reply)

Paddy O'Doors and his boring shit about the Dublin micro-celeb world

electric_goat Tue 9 Mar 10:03, (Answer / reply)

Right...this is sooooo difficult...I can't believe how awful this is...they're all really nice people...uummmm...aaaahh...I think it has to be...the person who it is is...RIGHT...it's the author of todays QOTD. I really like them, i think they're great but it's just the way that they seem to be scraping the bottom of the barrel...all the time...sorry...really, really sorry. Can we have some more cigarettes?

morning_star Tue 9 Mar 10:08, (Answer / reply)


Powermaster. His mahogany helicopter scares the cat.

whats_the_beef_chief Tue 9 Mar 10:18, (Answer / reply)
That Stan_Ogdens_Gone_Nuts poster. He's a right useless fat cunt. Only ever answers QOTD. How did he get that sheep? So yeah me him.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Tue 9 Mar 10:04, (Answer / reply)

This isn't a fucking democracy it's a mong board that used to be frequented by people "in the media" but now burger flippers.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Tue 9 Mar 10:41, (Answer / reply)

Pat Nevin

edmor Tue 9 Mar 21:27, (Answer / reply)

anyone with incontinent apostrophe's

bogarts_lung Wed 10 Mar 1:28, (Answer / reply)

why so negative? surely its better to promote well being and ask the one poster who should never be voted off? jeez man

shagpile_perm Tue 9 Mar 12:33, (Answer / reply)

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