A quick dose of Eddie Izzards Death Star Canteen followed by Joy Division Oven Gloves - Half Man, Half Biscuit, seems to do the trick at the moment.
roger_mycock 0:16, reply
without fail, listening to my tommy lp. every time. Not all of it obviously, but 5 or 6 songs and I'm all wonderously happy again.
shagpile_perm 12:31, reply
A smile from a passing chica, a full tub of Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream, and/or Ricchi e Poveri's "Sara Perche Ti Amo": www.youtube.com/watch?v=32lWOQlVB7o
martinqblank 11:03, reply
A Perspective/Schadenfreude cocktail: I had a mate who used to take a break in Tesco's and watch the shelf stackers whenever he got stressed at work. "At least I'm not doing that." Unfortunately, the economy can only support so many mid-ranking mediocre PR monkeys, so he got made redundant and now finds himself... you can guess the rest.
toxicshop 10:21, reply
The failures, trials and tribulations of others and shouting at the poor and ignorant. This is the Jeremy Kyle show!
whitemaninhammersmithpalais 10:01, reply
My kids. Unless of course they're the ones who made me sad, then it becomes my friends... (open goal for Spank there)
awaitsinevitableabuse 9:31, reply
I pray to our Lord Jesus Christ for I know He is our One True Saviour. Then I take loads of drugs and wank myself to a bloody pulp. Then lunch with Mrs Paisley.
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