A piggyback ride

hypnogimp Wed 10 Mar 10:50, (Answer / reply)

A Perspective/Schadenfreude cocktail: I had a mate who used to take a break in Tesco's and watch the shelf stackers whenever he got stressed at work. "At least I'm not doing that." Unfortunately, the economy can only support so many mid-ranking mediocre PR monkeys, so he got made redundant and now finds himself... you can guess the rest.

toxicshop Wed 10 Mar 10:21, (Answer / reply)

Watching Spank go mental when I hack his webcam

mrsix Wed 10 Mar 11:47, (Answer / reply)

Other people's misfortune.

artificially_awake Wed 10 Mar 9:45, (Answer / reply)

At least I'm not Piers Morgan

muttleee Wed 10 Mar 9:48, (Answer / reply)

Fish and chips.

jesusandmaryjane Wed 10 Mar 9:07, (Answer / reply)

without fail, listening to my tommy lp. every time. Not all of it obviously, but 5 or 6 songs and I'm all wonderously happy again.

shagpile_perm Wed 10 Mar 12:31, (Answer / reply)

Ponies.

deep_stoat Wed 10 Mar 15:55, (Answer / reply)

a full english and a pint of guinness. simple but true

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Wed 10 Mar 9:16, (Answer / reply)

my cats.

deidre Wed 10 Mar 15:43, (Answer / reply)

Plotting her death

splut_cunker Wed 10 Mar 12:34, (Answer / reply)

The thought that Carla Bruni might soon be back on the market.

mrs_ivy_trellis Wed 10 Mar 13:09, (Answer / reply)

Ecstasy

catbox Wed 10 Mar 9:03, (Answer / reply)

www.gayforit.com (NSFW, obv)

toadhall Wed 10 Mar 9:59, (Answer / reply)

sunshine on a rainy day

el_presidente Wed 10 Mar 13:06, (Answer / reply)

Memories. The Bailiff can have everything else.

scoundrel Wed 10 Mar 13:29, (Answer / reply)

awaitsinevitableabuse poster's kids

spank_daley Wed 10 Mar 9:47, (Answer / reply)

A smile from a passing chica, a full tub of Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream, and/or Ricchi e Poveri's "Sara Perche Ti Amo": www.youtube.com/watch?v=32lWOQlVB7o

martinqblank Wed 10 Mar 11:03, (Answer / reply)

I pray to our Lord Jesus Christ for I know He is our One True Saviour. Then I take loads of drugs and wank myself to a bloody pulp. Then lunch with Mrs Paisley.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Wed 10 Mar 9:26, (Answer / reply)

i quite like being sad

bigkidsmademedoit Wed 10 Mar 11:09, (Answer / reply)

Animal cruelty...

dawnsyndrome Wed 10 Mar 15:44, (Answer / reply)

edmor Wed 10 Mar 21:30, (Answer / reply)

lamebook - http://www.lamebook.com/hot-mama

glitterkitty Wed 10 Mar 20:17, (Answer / reply)

A quick dose of Eddie Izzards Death Star Canteen followed by Joy Division Oven Gloves - Half Man, Half Biscuit, seems to do the trick at the moment.

roger_mycock Thu 11 Mar 0:16, (Answer / reply)

Ponies.

deep_stoat Wed 10 Mar 15:57, (Answer / reply)

The failures, trials and tribulations of others and shouting at the poor and ignorant. This is the Jeremy Kyle show!

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Wed 10 Mar 10:01, (Answer / reply)

whats_the_beef_chief Wed 10 Mar 17:18, (Answer / reply)

Being married to an uncomplicated hottie

rick_gassko Wed 10 Mar 11:19, (Answer / reply)

My kids. Unless of course they're the ones who made me sad, then it becomes my friends... (open goal for Spank there)

awaitsinevitableabuse Wed 10 Mar 9:31, (Answer / reply)

Sad to say but it's weeding the garden. I'm turning into my dad.

opus Wed 10 Mar 19:20, (Answer / reply)