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If you could un-invent one thing what would it be?

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popbitch 0:00, reply

The un-invention of coffee drinks in pubs.

Why should I wait an extra ten minutes to be served whilst the barman prepares your fucking choca-loka-latte. Piss off to Starbucks.

fayekorgazm 16:50, reply

Leaf blowers.

raskol 16:26, reply

The flux capacitor

sputnik1 16:00, reply

Ahh fuck it- it's been a while- "YOUR MUM"

mrs_ivy_trellis 15:33, reply

Life in general.

edmor 15:07, reply

The Go Compare ads

m50 13:41, reply

mobile phones

bubbleboy 12:04, reply

Scottish Nationalism, inspired by a film by a short arsed Aussie.

arch_stanton 11:53, reply

nintendo wii and laptops - so i don't get burgled so often...

horsespider 11:52, reply

commas and full stops

awaitsinevitableabuse 11:48, reply

QOTD.......

powermaster 11:45, reply

AND

dawnsyndrome 11:22, reply

Monday afternoons - between 2:30pm and 4:27pm.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 10:02, reply

Robert Elms.

spank_daley 9:59, reply

Work and/or the 5 day week. Whomever thought this up was an idiot.

vectorvictor 9:53, reply

Capitalism.

whats_the_beef_chief 9:47, reply

Libel laws.

mrsix 9:12, reply

My mahogany dildo from that ostrich's cloaca.

mike_hunt 9:10, reply

baboons! then we just could have had a book about them lovely badgers

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 8:57, reply

Religion, obnov.

jesusandmaryjane 7:41, reply

Grange Hill. That's where the decline of UK society started, with a sausage on a fork.

roger_mycock 7:30, reply

Richard Bacon. And those shitty blazers he insists on wearing.

7zark7 6:32, reply

Tobacco. I'd give my left bollock to get free of this stuff.

opus 6:07, reply

Sprouts or wars or something.

webmong 1:20, reply

the internal combustion engine. walk you lazy fuckers.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 0:48, reply

The internet, then I might get some fucking work done.

deep_stoat 0:07, reply