Pointing at Popbitch whilst jeering 'I only want to help you Ro-land' you fucking witless, unimaginative cunts.

morning_star Mon 15 Mar 10:42, (Answer / reply)

*Pushes F5*

grimly_fiendish Mon 15 Mar 10:48, (Answer / reply)

If?

rogerkint Mon 15 Mar 10:04, (Answer / reply)

self-harming

deidre Mon 15 Mar 10:58, (Answer / reply)

Cross stitch. I'm creating a visual record of every stool I pass this year. It's a mixed media project, and the cross stitch ones take ages. Not as long as the bronze casts though.

jesusandmaryjane Mon 15 Mar 8:42, (Answer / reply)

My Mum.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Mon 15 Mar 0:21, (Answer / reply)

It'd completely ruin my morning routine as it happens. Espresso, shit, shower, dress, post tired paedo schtick on qotd. I'd probably have to end it all to be honest.

spank_daley Mon 15 Mar 9:31, (Answer / reply)

edmor Mon 15 Mar 0:08, (Answer / reply)

Getting on with some work, surfing the net idly for interesting porn, drinking too much coffee and waiting to go home to an empty house for wine, cold pizza and existential angst and grief. So not much difference really but thanks for asking.

mrs_ivy_trellis Mon 15 Mar 15:17, (Answer / reply)

Trying to work out who near me has contracted chlamydia in the last 3 seconds.

monkeyhat Mon 15 Mar 9:04, (Answer / reply)

Reinventing the flux capacitor

sputnik1 Mon 15 Mar 16:53, (Answer / reply)

Do you really think that QOTD is REALLY that important?

powermaster Mon 15 Mar 10:13, (Answer / reply)

Impatiently drum my fingers waiting for the board to open - so that I could post my sizzling hot and scandalous gossip.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Mon 15 Mar 9:52, (Answer / reply)

Wanking.

deep_stoat Mon 15 Mar 11:54, (Answer / reply)

Your Mum.

roger_mycock Mon 15 Mar 6:59, (Answer / reply)

Sitting, todger out, trying to knock one off over BBC Parliament because there's scarcely little else left that I haven't tried to wank off to

too_fat_to_skate Mon 15 Mar 11:18, (Answer / reply)

I'd have more time to watch my extensive collection of Anglia News video tapes from the 1980's.

arch_stanton Mon 15 Mar 11:40, (Answer / reply)

having it off...

horsespider Mon 15 Mar 12:50, (Answer / reply)

I'd probably spend my time doing a better job of keeping Hull in the Premiership.

oh bugger...

mrsix Mon 15 Mar 13:20, (Answer / reply)

i don't know...would there really be a point carrying on at all?

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Mon 15 Mar 6:39, (Answer / reply)

offering my own distinctive views on patisseries

leontrotsky Mon 15 Mar 11:06, (Answer / reply)

*Edit*Get up & make a good coffee without turning on my laptop & spending 6 minutes searching for a hilarious pic or thinking of some glib comment.

whats_the_beef_chief Mon 15 Mar 7:00, (Answer / reply)