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First pet plus street - what's your porn name?

62 replies

deep_stoat 0:00, reply

Wellard Wood

edmor 22:30, reply

Trixie Bendemeer. Oh shut up.

mr_david 21:50, reply

Joey 7th.

mr_e_mann 20:55, reply

Paddy Paws Pemberton

indeed

glitterkitty 18:23, reply

Zak Park

bitterqueen 17:25, reply

Swastika Pony Mayfair

markymail 16:35, reply

Sweetie Eastwood

thequeenisdeadboys 15:33, reply

karl hungus

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 15:04, reply

Krusty Boysack

pink_oboe 14:40, reply

Goldie Westway. Mine is the best, 'cos I have the same surname as someone else.

simon_cowell 14:08, reply

Pip Tewsbury, wot ho!

uncle_fester 13:54, reply

Darkie Wood

jumping_budgie 13:52, reply

see also soap opera name of your middle name and your mother's maiden name, made up only to get personal info out of you for hacking into your bank account etc.

pauly 13:42, reply

Brendan St George

old_punter 13:41, reply

Jasper Gayfield. (I'm not even joking)

beryl_the_peril 13:16, reply

Fudge Beard. Sounds like the sort of porn Spank might like.

splut_cunker 13:13, reply

Hazel Gleneagles

gloria_huniford 13:06, reply

Sooty Northway

ip_freely 12:44, reply

Jumbo Springfield

lennie 12:39, reply

Volley Kennington

toadhall 12:29, reply

Al Capone Golden Manor. Doesn't really work, does it?

too_fat_to_skate 12:26, reply

Bobby Libel (well, Lobelius, but close enough.)

edmor 12:14, reply

Trixie Whistlefield. Oh yes.

kitkat 12:11, reply

Flossie Stansted.

deidre 12:08, reply

Pepper Laurence.

bighorace 12:01, reply

bitsa manningtree...

horsespider 11:56, reply

Pussy Bangor

Yes, really.

scoundrel 11:48, reply

Moss Wood

mike_hunt 11:42, reply

Wally Dereham

arch_stanton 11:34, reply

Panther Foredown

bolusofwankers 11:33, reply

Rusty Marshall.

deep_stoat 11:20, reply

Whisky Barons

hattyfatteners 11:14, reply

Nessie Close

numbnut 11:14, reply

Butch Rosehill

hoskas 11:03, reply

Shep Grossrotterweg

metaph 10:57, reply

Mukki Buchanan

ptbear 10:46, reply

Monty The Mall....

plasticflamingo 10:29, reply

"Tigger Skinner"

Blimey, it sounds like some kind of horrific Disney villian.

honk 10:26, reply

Fluffy St. Stephens

pooky 10:17, reply

Rocky Carver

petsco 10:16, reply

Pusstats St. James

jimmydodger 10:11, reply

Cuddles Murphy

dawnsyndrome 10:05, reply

Can I have your mum's maiden name and your pin number instead please. It makes it much easier...

(Oh, Squeeze Taits, btw. Really!)

webmong 9:49, reply

Homer Wolfridge (I kid you not) - The backwoods backscuttler who's handy with his chopper.

morning_star 9:41, reply

Llama Regents Park

powermaster 9:40, reply

Dandy Lycett

awaitsinevitableabuse 9:39, reply

JonBenet Cromwell

spank_daley 9:17, reply

Douglas Bader

muttleee 9:03, reply

Sandy Raven

babycatboy 8:56, reply

Bigwig Avenue

monkeyhat 8:51, reply

I apologise now (my father, having met him once during the war, was a big fan of Douglas Bader): Nigger Crescent.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 8:48, reply

Titus Hill

mister_groping 8:38, reply

Jaws Gentwood

fayekorgazm 7:56, reply

Sandy Tennyson

whats_the_beef_chief 7:45, reply

Tiny Ives. :(

zonky 7:43, reply

Scruffy Sherwood

gravelly_hills_cop 7:34, reply

Speedy Circus.

mrsix 7:30, reply

Sooty Chester.

theabominablehoman 7:28, reply

Shadow Lane, baby. The name is Shadow Lane.

roger_mycock 7:04, reply

Cabby Grove: suggested title 'He'll take you for a ride'.

So named because I asked who was driving us back from the pound.

opus 5:50, reply

Rusty Wanckhandel (it's in Bavaria, the street, that is. Rusty was a goldfish)

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 2:21, reply

Gozo 15th Street

kerching 11:30, reply