Tiny Ives. :(

zonky Tue 16 Mar 7:43, (Answer / reply)

Fudge Beard. Sounds like the sort of porn Spank might like.

splut_cunker Tue 16 Mar 13:13, (Answer / reply)

Shadow Lane, baby. The name is Shadow Lane.

roger_mycock Tue 16 Mar 7:04, (Answer / reply)

Llama Regents Park

powermaster Tue 16 Mar 9:40, (Answer / reply)

JonBenet Cromwell

spank_daley Tue 16 Mar 9:17, (Answer / reply)

Flossie Stansted.

deidre Tue 16 Mar 12:08, (Answer / reply)

Jaws Gentwood

fayekorgazm Tue 16 Mar 7:56, (Answer / reply)

Cuddles Murphy

dawnsyndrome Tue 16 Mar 10:05, (Answer / reply)

Can I have your mum's maiden name and your pin number instead please. It makes it much easier...

(Oh, Squeeze Taits, btw. Really!)

webmong Tue 16 Mar 9:49, (Answer / reply)

Douglas Bader

muttleee Tue 16 Mar 9:03, (Answer / reply)

Pussy Bangor

Yes, really.

scoundrel Tue 16 Mar 11:48, (Answer / reply)

Rusty Wanckhandel (it's in Bavaria, the street, that is. Rusty was a goldfish)

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Tue 16 Mar 2:21, (Answer / reply)

Pusstats St. James

jimmydodger Tue 16 Mar 10:11, (Answer / reply)

Sandy Raven

babycatboy Tue 16 Mar 8:56, (Answer / reply)

Butch Rosehill

hoskas Tue 16 Mar 11:03, (Answer / reply)

Shep Grossrotterweg

metaph Tue 16 Mar 10:57, (Answer / reply)

Pip Tewsbury, wot ho!

uncle_fester Tue 16 Mar 13:54, (Answer / reply)

Speedy Circus.

mrsix Tue 16 Mar 7:30, (Answer / reply)

Scruffy Sherwood

gravelly_hills_cop Tue 16 Mar 7:34, (Answer / reply)

I apologise now (my father, having met him once during the war, was a big fan of Douglas Bader): Nigger Crescent.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Tue 16 Mar 8:48, (Answer / reply)

Bobby Libel (well, Lobelius, but close enough.)

edmor Tue 16 Mar 12:14, (Answer / reply)

Sooty Chester.

theabominablehoman Tue 16 Mar 7:28, (Answer / reply)

Dandy Lycett

awaitsinevitableabuse Tue 16 Mar 9:39, (Answer / reply)

Whisky Barons

hattyfatteners Tue 16 Mar 11:14, (Answer / reply)

Monty The Mall....

plasticflamingo Tue 16 Mar 10:29, (Answer / reply)

Al Capone Golden Manor. Doesn't really work, does it?

too_fat_to_skate Tue 16 Mar 12:26, (Answer / reply)

Goldie Westway. Mine is the best, 'cos I have the same surname as someone else.

simon_cowell Tue 16 Mar 14:08, (Answer / reply)

Darkie Wood

jumping_budgie Tue 16 Mar 13:52, (Answer / reply)

"Tigger Skinner"

Blimey, it sounds like some kind of horrific Disney villian.

honk Tue 16 Mar 10:26, (Answer / reply)

see also soap opera name of your middle name and your mother's maiden name, made up only to get personal info out of you for hacking into your bank account etc.

pauly Tue 16 Mar 13:42, (Answer / reply)

Cabby Grove: suggested title 'He'll take you for a ride'.

So named because I asked who was driving us back from the pound.

opus Tue 16 Mar 5:50, (Answer / reply)

karl hungus

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Tue 16 Mar 15:04, (Answer / reply)

Brendan St George

old_punter Tue 16 Mar 13:41, (Answer / reply)

Paddy Paws Pemberton

indeed

glitterkitty Tue 16 Mar 18:23, (Answer / reply)

Rocky Carver

petsco Tue 16 Mar 10:16, (Answer / reply)

Mukki Buchanan

ptbear Tue 16 Mar 10:46, (Answer / reply)

Rusty Marshall.

deep_stoat Tue 16 Mar 11:20, (Answer / reply)

Fluffy St. Stephens

pooky Tue 16 Mar 10:17, (Answer / reply)

Sweetie Eastwood

thequeenisdeadboys Tue 16 Mar 15:33, (Answer / reply)

Panther Foredown

bolusofwankers Tue 16 Mar 11:33, (Answer / reply)

Jasper Gayfield. (I'm not even joking)

beryl_the_peril Tue 16 Mar 13:16, (Answer / reply)

Joey 7th.

mr_e_mann Tue 16 Mar 20:55, (Answer / reply)

Trixie Whistlefield. Oh yes.

kitkat Tue 16 Mar 12:11, (Answer / reply)

Nessie Close

numbnut Tue 16 Mar 11:14, (Answer / reply)

Sooty Northway

ip_freely Tue 16 Mar 12:44, (Answer / reply)

Titus Hill

mister_groping Tue 16 Mar 8:38, (Answer / reply)

Moss Wood

mike_hunt Tue 16 Mar 11:42, (Answer / reply)

Homer Wolfridge (I kid you not) - The backwoods backscuttler who's handy with his chopper.

morning_star Tue 16 Mar 9:41, (Answer / reply)

Volley Kennington

toadhall Tue 16 Mar 12:29, (Answer / reply)

Sandy Tennyson

whats_the_beef_chief Tue 16 Mar 7:45, (Answer / reply)

Wally Dereham

arch_stanton Tue 16 Mar 11:34, (Answer / reply)

Bigwig Avenue

monkeyhat Tue 16 Mar 8:51, (Answer / reply)

Wellard Wood

edmor Tue 16 Mar 22:30, (Answer / reply)

Krusty Boysack

pink_oboe Tue 16 Mar 14:40, (Answer / reply)

Trixie Bendemeer. Oh shut up.

mr_david Tue 16 Mar 21:50, (Answer / reply)

Pepper Laurence.

bighorace Tue 16 Mar 12:01, (Answer / reply)

Jumbo Springfield

lennie Tue 16 Mar 12:39, (Answer / reply)

Zak Park

bitterqueen Tue 16 Mar 17:25, (Answer / reply)

bitsa manningtree...

horsespider Tue 16 Mar 11:56, (Answer / reply)

Swastika Pony Mayfair

markymail Tue 16 Mar 16:35, (Answer / reply)

Hazel Gleneagles

gloria_huniford Tue 16 Mar 13:06, (Answer / reply)