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If you could live anywhere else, where would you move to? And why haven't you, you lazy cunt?

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deep_stoat 0:00, reply

Here's my QOTD: If you could pick the winner of the Grand National, what would it be?

sputnik1 20:55, reply

San Francisco. Been here two years and am never coming back. 70 degrees today! Yes,I am a smug cunt.

opus 18:49, reply

Next door. They're always having sex.

gravelly_hills_cop 17:41, reply

A: Next door B: It mighrt involve speaking to the neighbours

sputnik1 16:01, reply

waiting til lil Kitty finishes school and then moving out into deepest darkest essex

if money and family were no object? Barbados

glitterkitty 15:20, reply

One day (probably sooner rather than later) I'm packing my cats and heading for Cornwall to live out my days in peace and solitude.

deidre 14:10, reply

Where 33° 22' N 64° 41' W. Why Novercaphobia

leontrotsky 13:12, reply

A Florence. B It's full of eyeties.

mrs_ivy_trellis 12:41, reply

A delightful little village just North of Barcelona. And haven't, because I'm a lazy cunt.

shagpile_perm 12:10, reply

a. Narnia. b. David Caradine is using the wardrobe.

morning_star 11:44, reply

South-east England. then I can have my home valued every fucking day for free by the Daily Mail.

grimly_fiendish 11:22, reply

I got utterly fucked off with London and now live in France at the foot of the Alps by Lake Geneva. Fucking beats Hackney Road I can tell ya.

jonmac 10:59, reply

A massive villa in Ibiza with a pool. I am awaiting my lottery win.

simon_cowell 10:34, reply

New York, New York. I am moving there, in January next year.

curlywurly 10:33, reply

I already live in the best city in the world, and I intend to keep it that way (by not visiting or reading about any other cities that might be better).

jesusandmaryjane 10:28, reply

In an ideal world I'd live in konnie huq, and I'm sure skin grafting technique is sophisticated enough now to make that possible. I could get a crossword pattern tattooed on her back too, to make the tube journey to work pass more smoothly.

spank_daley 9:59, reply

Fuck knows and I probably couldn't afford it.

its_all_gone_mong 9:55, reply

Wherever "Simming Pool" is set.

bolusofwankers 14:37, reply

when I get *utterly* fucked off with London I'm moving to the north west of Scotland. but I'm not telling you cunts where.

thegingerprince 9:49, reply

Coromandel Peninsula, New Zealand....5 more years & I will be outta here!

whats_the_beef_chief 9:36, reply

Why live in just one place? Anyway, my list is 6 months per year in Umbria where I live right now, 2 months a year in Bath (which we already do), 1 month a year in Hanoi and the last 2 months in Syracuse, Sicily.

On Honks choice of Portland. Lovely city. Bit like an aunt who was fabulous during the Weimar Republic but has aged a bit. Cannon Beach is just down the coast.

powermaster 8:59, reply

Walford Square for all the fun, gaiety, japes and good old cockerney camaraderie - can't find it on the tube map, and the opening titles only give a vague idea that it is somewhere between Greenwich and Epping Forest.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 8:57, reply

I'd probably go anywhere to get out of this shitbox country but as not many places have a need for a partial epileptic, bald, car salesman with no foreign language skills, I guess I'll end my days rotting away here, eating cold beans from a tin.

roger_mycock 6:48, reply

Hull, for the Handjobs.

mrsix 5:32, reply

Hell, but couldn't get a return ticket.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 1:45, reply

Portland. I need to put in another year or two of this before I go, then I should be able to take a job over there I've had my eye on. Is my very dull answer.

honk 0:39, reply

London. Because there are no trains in Iceland.

edmor 0:08, reply