If you could live anywhere else, where would you move to? And why haven't you, you lazy cunt?
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a. Narnia. b. David Caradine is using the wardrobe.
morning_star Wed 17 Mar 11:44, (Answer / reply)
Fuck knows and I probably couldn't afford it.
its_all_gone_mong Wed 17 Mar 9:55, (Answer / reply)
A: Next door B: It mighrt involve speaking to the neighbours
sputnik1 Wed 17 Mar 16:01, (Answer / reply)
Here's my QOTD: If you could pick the winner of the Grand National, what would it be?
sputnik1 Wed 17 Mar 20:55, (Answer / reply)
One day (probably sooner rather than later) I'm packing my cats and heading for Cornwall to live out my days in peace and solitude.
San Francisco. Been here two years and am never coming back. 70 degrees today! Yes,I am a smug cunt.
opus Wed 17 Mar 18:49, (Answer / reply)
I'd probably go anywhere to get out of this shitbox country but as not many places have a need for a partial epileptic, bald, car salesman with no foreign language skills, I guess I'll end my days rotting away here, eating cold beans from a tin.
roger_mycock Wed 17 Mar 6:48, (Answer / reply)
Coromandel Peninsula, New Zealand....5 more years & I will be outta here!
whats_the_beef_chief Wed 17 Mar 9:36, (Answer / reply)
Walford Square for all the fun, gaiety, japes and good old cockerney camaraderie - can't find it on the tube map, and the opening titles only give a vague idea that it is somewhere between Greenwich and Epping Forest.
whitemaninhammersmithpalais Wed 17 Mar 8:57, (Answer / reply)
Next door. They're always having sex.
gravelly_hills_cop Wed 17 Mar 17:41, (Answer / reply)
waiting til lil Kitty finishes school and then moving out into deepest darkest essex
if money and family were no object? Barbados
A delightful little village just North of Barcelona. And haven't, because I'm a lazy cunt.
shagpile_perm Wed 17 Mar 12:10, (Answer / reply)
A Florence. B It's full of eyeties.
mrs_ivy_trellis Wed 17 Mar 12:41, (Answer / reply)
Where 33° 22' N 64° 41' W. Why Novercaphobia
leontrotsky Wed 17 Mar 13:12, (Answer / reply)
South-east England. then I can have my home valued every fucking day for free by the Daily Mail.
In an ideal world I'd live in konnie huq, and I'm sure skin grafting technique is sophisticated enough now to make that possible. I could get a crossword pattern tattooed on her back too, to make the tube journey to work pass more smoothly.
spank_daley Wed 17 Mar 9:59, (Answer / reply)
when I get *utterly* fucked off with London I'm moving to the north west of Scotland. but I'm not telling you cunts where.
I already live in the best city in the world, and I intend to keep it that way (by not visiting or reading about any other cities that might be better).
jesusandmaryjane Wed 17 Mar 10:28, (Answer / reply)
Portland. I need to put in another year or two of this before I go, then I should be able to take a job over there I've had my eye on. Is my very dull answer.
London. Because there are no trains in Iceland.
edmor Wed 17 Mar 0:08, (Answer / reply)
A massive villa in Ibiza with a pool. I am awaiting my lottery win.
I got utterly fucked off with London and now live in France at the foot of the Alps by Lake Geneva. Fucking beats Hackney Road I can tell ya.
Why live in just one place? Anyway, my list is 6 months per year in Umbria where I live right now, 2 months a year in Bath (which we already do), 1 month a year in Hanoi and the last 2 months in Syracuse, Sicily.
On Honks choice of Portland. Lovely city. Bit like an aunt who was fabulous during the Weimar Republic but has aged a bit. Cannon Beach is just down the coast.
powermaster Wed 17 Mar 8:59, (Answer / reply)
New York, New York. I am moving there, in January next year.