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Name one person you really, really hate and why

35 replies

deep_stoat 0:00, reply

Michael Lomas. Got me in a headlock at junior school and walked the length of the playground spitting green phlegm into my hair.

Fucking teachers.

bogarts_lung 18:12, reply

Phil Smith. I went to school with him and he cold-cocked me in the yard with a punch to the gut. Fucking twat.

awaitsinevitableabuse 17:21, reply

Gorden Kaye - nasty, patronising bellend. Shame that plank of wood didn't finish him off.

intheissynoho 17:00, reply

hate is a really strong word but this cunt springs to mind

glitterkitty 16:56, reply

Adam Crozier, and it goes back 20 years.

bobbifleckmann 16:35, reply

2 for the price of one.

Miki Berenyi - you just couldn't leave it alone, could you love.

Nat Rothschild - cuntish all-rounder.

leontrotsky 15:46, reply

For obvious reasons.

dawnsyndrome 14:11, reply

John Barrowman. Because he is a thoroughly irritating cunt.

jumping_budgie 13:10, reply

morning_star 12:55, reply

Jack Pickles

el_presidente 12:42, reply

I think i hate Gordon Ramsay, he is really very boring but he's noisy with it, it's a terrible combination to be boring and noisy, be one or the other but not both.

toast_not_ghosts 12:21, reply

I'm with mrsix poster. Lowri fucking Turner, the talentless, lisping dwarf.

auntie_betty 12:20, reply

This woman -

I've no idea who she is, but she looks like a right nasty piece of work...

crack_pot_pipe 11:30, reply

Clives "Shades of that night in Barcelona in 1999" Tyldsley.

grimly_fiendish 11:24, reply

Nicholas Andrew Argyll Cuntery personified *stab stab stab*

mrs_ivy_trellis 11:14, reply

Mark Ronson. Smug, nepotistic, spazzy speaking silver spoon in mouth one trick brass section CUNT. Though I think Bono wins.

kps_jockstrap 11:12, reply

Piers fucking Morgan, the fat, permatanned slug.

absoluteshower 11:00, reply

The playa. Sorry about that.

jesusandmaryjane 10:43, reply

Amanda Holden. 2 shows axed - take the hint love

toadhall 10:32, reply

Jonathon cunting Ross, the talentless unfunny floppy haired one trick fucking CUNT!

bighorace 10:18, reply

Nadine Baggot (Celebrity Beauty Editor) - Pentipeptides

splut_cunker 10:00, reply

The face that launched a thousand ships. Financial advisor & bankrupt Lorne Cunting Spicer. Seeing her makes me super fly TNT like the guns of the Naverone.

whats_the_beef_chief 10:00, reply

Just one? fucking hell. er... how about oh-so-fucking-holier-than-thou tax-dodger Bono then. For everything his said, sung and done in the last 30-odd years. (and i'll add tony blair too for destroying everything i ever believed in in politics)

bigkidsmademedoit 9:57, reply

Stephen Fry, for a multitude of reasons, but mainly for parking his fucking taxi right in front of my window!

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 9:56, reply

anyone who thinks those meerkats on the advert are funny or clever. and a slow, painful and silent DEATH to those cunts who dare to do impressions of them infront of me.

thegingerprince 9:53, reply

Nick Hornby. He got lucky with a book that appealed to people who would otherwise only ever read ghost-written clichéd sporting biogs, and then rewrote the same fucking story numerous fucking times and cunts lapped it up. He represents a new low in literary ambition, and for that reason I want to kick his smug, bald, hare-lipped fucking cunt off. Oscar nominated for fuck's sake. I mean, really. Fucking hellfire.

spank_daley 9:50, reply

Fiona Phillips. Words cannot even describe my loathing for that patronising, hatchet faced, bitch.

roger_mycock 9:49, reply

Jon cunting Gaunt, aka The Lidl Littlejohn.

muttleee 9:36, reply

monkeyhat 9:21, reply

"Our" Cilla

fayekorgazm 7:40, reply

The Pope. You need a reason?

mrzipski 7:20, reply

Bitch put an end to my career as a Chauffeur

mrsix 7:02, reply

If I named them they'd probably sue, but there's at least one here who knows and knows why.

bitterqueen 5:55, reply

Drop the bumbling buffoon schtick you fuckstick.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 4:34, reply

Maggie Thatcher. How fucking long have you got?

m50 0:36, reply