Michael Lomas. Got me in a headlock at junior school and walked the length of the playground spitting green phlegm into my hair.
Fucking teachers.
bogarts_lung 18:12, reply
Phil Smith. I went to school with him and he cold-cocked me in the yard with a punch to the gut. Fucking twat.
awaitsinevitableabuse 17:21, reply
Gorden Kaye - nasty, patronising bellend. Shame that plank of wood didn't finish him off.
intheissynoho 17:00, reply
2 for the price of one.
Miki Berenyi - you just couldn't leave it alone, could you love.
Nat Rothschild - cuntish all-rounder.
leontrotsky 15:46, reply
I think i hate Gordon Ramsay, he is really very boring but he's noisy with it, it's a terrible combination to be boring and noisy, be one or the other but not both.
toast_not_ghosts 12:21, reply
I'm with mrsix poster. Lowri fucking Turner, the talentless, lisping dwarf.
auntie_betty 12:20, reply
This woman -
I've no idea who she is, but she looks like a right nasty piece of work...
crack_pot_pipe 11:30, reply
Mark Ronson. Smug, nepotistic, spazzy speaking silver spoon in mouth one trick brass section CUNT. Though I think Bono wins.
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The face that launched a thousand ships. Financial advisor & bankrupt Lorne Cunting Spicer. Seeing her makes me super fly TNT like the guns of the Naverone.
whats_the_beef_chief 10:00, reply
Just one? fucking hell. er... how about oh-so-fucking-holier-than-thou tax-dodger Bono then. For everything his said, sung and done in the last 30-odd years. (and i'll add tony blair too for destroying everything i ever believed in in politics)
bigkidsmademedoit 9:57, reply
Stephen Fry, for a multitude of reasons, but mainly for parking his fucking taxi right in front of my window!
whitemaninhammersmithpalais 9:56, reply
anyone who thinks those meerkats on the advert are funny or clever. and a slow, painful and silent DEATH to those cunts who dare to do impressions of them infront of me.
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Nick Hornby. He got lucky with a book that appealed to people who would otherwise only ever read ghost-written clichéd sporting biogs, and then rewrote the same fucking story numerous fucking times and cunts lapped it up. He represents a new low in literary ambition, and for that reason I want to kick his smug, bald, hare-lipped fucking cunt off. Oscar nominated for fuck's sake. I mean, really. Fucking hellfire.
spank_daley 9:50, reply
Fiona Phillips. Words cannot even describe my loathing for that patronising, hatchet faced, bitch.
roger_mycock 9:49, reply
If I named them they'd probably sue, but there's at least one here who knows and knows why.






Cuntery personified *stab stab stab*