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Name one person you really, really hate and why

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Drop the bumbling buffoon schtick you fuckstick.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Thu 18 Mar 4:34, (Answer / reply)

Just one? fucking hell. er... how about oh-so-fucking-holier-than-thou tax-dodger Bono then. For everything his said, sung and done in the last 30-odd years. (and i'll add tony blair too for destroying everything i ever believed in in politics)

bigkidsmademedoit Thu 18 Mar 9:57, (Answer / reply)


"Our" Cilla

fayekorgazm Thu 18 Mar 7:40, (Answer / reply)


Jon cunting Gaunt, aka The Lidl Littlejohn.

muttleee Thu 18 Mar 9:36, (Answer / reply)

Nick Hornby. He got lucky with a book that appealed to people who would otherwise only ever read ghost-written clichéd sporting biogs, and then rewrote the same fucking story numerous fucking times and cunts lapped it up. He represents a new low in literary ambition, and for that reason I want to kick his smug, bald, hare-lipped fucking cunt off. Oscar nominated for fuck's sake. I mean, really. Fucking hellfire.

spank_daley Thu 18 Mar 9:50, (Answer / reply)

Bitch put an end to my career as a Chauffeur

mrsix Thu 18 Mar 7:02, (Answer / reply)


The Pope. You need a reason?

mrzipski Thu 18 Mar 7:20, (Answer / reply)

The face that launched a thousand ships. Financial advisor & bankrupt Lorne Cunting Spicer. Seeing her makes me super fly TNT like the guns of the Naverone.

whats_the_beef_chief Thu 18 Mar 10:00, (Answer / reply)

Amanda Holden. 2 shows axed - take the hint love

toadhall Thu 18 Mar 10:32, (Answer / reply)

Maggie Thatcher. How fucking long have you got?

m50 Thu 18 Mar 0:36, (Answer / reply)

Stephen Fry, for a multitude of reasons, but mainly for parking his fucking taxi right in front of my window!

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Thu 18 Mar 9:56, (Answer / reply)

Fiona Phillips. Words cannot even describe my loathing for that patronising, hatchet faced, bitch.

roger_mycock Thu 18 Mar 9:49, (Answer / reply)


Nadine Baggot (Celebrity Beauty Editor) - Pentipeptides

splut_cunker Thu 18 Mar 10:00, (Answer / reply)

Jonathon cunting Ross, the talentless unfunny floppy haired one trick fucking CUNT!

bighorace Thu 18 Mar 10:18, (Answer / reply)

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monkeyhat Thu 18 Mar 9:21, (Answer / reply)

Piers fucking Morgan, the fat, permatanned slug.

absoluteshower Thu 18 Mar 11:00, (Answer / reply)

Nicholas Andrew Argyll Cuntery personified *stab stab stab*

mrs_ivy_trellis Thu 18 Mar 11:14, (Answer / reply)

For obvious reasons.

dawnsyndrome Thu 18 Mar 14:11, (Answer / reply)

anyone who thinks those meerkats on the advert are funny or clever. and a slow, painful and silent DEATH to those cunts who dare to do impressions of them infront of me.

thegingerprince Thu 18 Mar 9:53, (Answer / reply)

This woman -

I've no idea who she is, but she looks like a right nasty piece of work...

crack_pot_pipe Thu 18 Mar 11:30, (Answer / reply)


Clives "Shades of that night in Barcelona in 1999" Tyldsley.

grimly_fiendish Thu 18 Mar 11:24, (Answer / reply)

hate is a really strong word but this cunt springs to mind

glitterkitty Thu 18 Mar 16:56, (Answer / reply)

Jack Pickles

el_presidente Thu 18 Mar 12:42, (Answer / reply)

morning_star Thu 18 Mar 12:55, (Answer / reply)

Mark Ronson. Smug, nepotistic, spazzy speaking silver spoon in mouth one trick brass section CUNT. Though I think Bono wins.

kps_jockstrap Thu 18 Mar 11:12, (Answer / reply)

The playa. Sorry about that.

jesusandmaryjane Thu 18 Mar 10:43, (Answer / reply)

I think i hate Gordon Ramsay, he is really very boring but he's noisy with it, it's a terrible combination to be boring and noisy, be one or the other but not both.

toast_not_ghosts Thu 18 Mar 12:21, (Answer / reply)

John Barrowman. Because he is a thoroughly irritating cunt.

jumping_budgie Thu 18 Mar 13:10, (Answer / reply)

I'm with mrsix poster. Lowri fucking Turner, the talentless, lisping dwarf.

auntie_betty Thu 18 Mar 12:20, (Answer / reply)

2 for the price of one.

Miki Berenyi - you just couldn't leave it alone, could you love.

Nat Rothschild - cuntish all-rounder.

leontrotsky Thu 18 Mar 15:46, (Answer / reply)


Michael Lomas. Got me in a headlock at junior school and walked the length of the playground spitting green phlegm into my hair.

Fucking teachers.

bogarts_lung Thu 18 Mar 18:12, (Answer / reply)

Phil Smith. I went to school with him and he cold-cocked me in the yard with a punch to the gut. Fucking twat.

awaitsinevitableabuse Thu 18 Mar 17:21, (Answer / reply)

If I named them they'd probably sue, but there's at least one here who knows and knows why.

bitterqueen Thu 18 Mar 5:55, (Answer / reply)

Gorden Kaye - nasty, patronising bellend. Shame that plank of wood didn't finish him off.

intheissynoho Thu 18 Mar 17:00, (Answer / reply)

Adam Crozier, and it goes back 20 years.

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