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What should have won at the Oscars?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

1234 obnov

deidre 12:55, reply

There can be only one Winner.

mrsix 12:45, reply

Lifetime Achievement award for 2 girls and a cup.

edmor 11:46, reply

As the CUNTS ignored my tearjerker biopic of Lucy, the mildly disabled pony with the swastika on her nose, I'm boycotting the Oscars for good.

deep_stoat 11:40, reply

The rotoscope

tdk 11:02, reply

That bit where Delboy falls over.

curlywurly 11:02, reply

No reason, I just miss her already!

whats_the_beef_chief 10:51, reply

morning_star 10:16, reply

thegingerprince 10:06, reply

Mark Linkous for It's a Wonderful Life.

pip_pop 9:23, reply

It doesn't matter, just so long as that one-trick drab cunt Nick Hornby has nothing to do with it.

spank_daley 9:23, reply

Ali and Sue Osman for Oscabs.

mike_hunt 9:18, reply

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin's scriptwriters - for outstanding contribution to being tiresome, banal, inane and above all else un-fucking-funny.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 9:17, reply

Sam Rockwell for Moon. Homeboy smacked it.

7zark7 8:24, reply

Anna Karen for Holiday on the Buses.

fayekorgazm 8:24, reply

I wasn't concentrating.

awaitsinevitableabuse 8:10, reply

Danny Dyer for Jack Said. A towering performance by this British actor whose ability to say "You fuckin' cunt" in any movie he's in, let alone one featuring Sin City ripoff DVD box art, should inspire many a young cockney away from crime & into a life presenting programmes about football geezers & fighting.

roger_mycock 6:57, reply

Reg Varney for On the Buses the movie

lennie 3:55, reply

Bus Stop: The Movie

llanelliboy 2:33, reply

Do I look like Michael Rodd?

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 2:09, reply