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What should have won at the Oscars?

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thegingerprince Mon 8 Mar 10:06, (Answer / reply)

Ali and Sue Osman for Oscabs.

mike_hunt Mon 8 Mar 9:18, (Answer / reply)


1234 obnov

deidre Mon 8 Mar 12:55, (Answer / reply)


Sam Rockwell for Moon. Homeboy smacked it.

7zark7 Mon 8 Mar 8:24, (Answer / reply)

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin's scriptwriters - for outstanding contribution to being tiresome, banal, inane and above all else un-fucking-funny.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Mon 8 Mar 9:17, (Answer / reply)

That bit where Delboy falls over.

curlywurly Mon 8 Mar 11:02, (Answer / reply)

There can be only one Winner.

mrsix Mon 8 Mar 12:45, (Answer / reply)

I wasn't concentrating.

awaitsinevitableabuse Mon 8 Mar 8:10, (Answer / reply)

morning_star Mon 8 Mar 10:16, (Answer / reply)

As the CUNTS ignored my tearjerker biopic of Lucy, the mildly disabled pony with the swastika on her nose, I'm boycotting the Oscars for good.

deep_stoat Mon 8 Mar 11:40, (Answer / reply)

Bus Stop: The Movie

llanelliboy Mon 8 Mar 2:33, (Answer / reply)

Reg Varney for On the Buses the movie

lennie Mon 8 Mar 3:55, (Answer / reply)

Lifetime Achievement award for 2 girls and a cup.

edmor Mon 8 Mar 11:46, (Answer / reply)

Anna Karen for Holiday on the Buses.

fayekorgazm Mon 8 Mar 8:24, (Answer / reply)

Do I look like Michael Rodd?

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Mon 8 Mar 2:09, (Answer / reply)

Danny Dyer for Jack Said. A towering performance by this British actor whose ability to say "You fuckin' cunt" in any movie he's in, let alone one featuring Sin City ripoff DVD box art, should inspire many a young cockney away from crime & into a life presenting programmes about football geezers & fighting.

roger_mycock Mon 8 Mar 6:57, (Answer / reply)

It doesn't matter, just so long as that one-trick drab cunt Nick Hornby has nothing to do with it.

spank_daley Mon 8 Mar 9:23, (Answer / reply)

Mark Linkous for It's a Wonderful Life.

pip_pop Mon 8 Mar 9:23, (Answer / reply)


The rotoscope

tdk Mon 8 Mar 11:02, (Answer / reply)

No reason, I just miss her already!

whats_the_beef_chief Mon 8 Mar 10:51, (Answer / reply)

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