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What are you doing this weekend? And don't lie or we'll know.

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thegingerprince 9:30, reply

Going to a Hindu wedding.

pooky 21:48, reply

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake's answer only with more wanking. A lot more.

roger_mycock 19:23, reply

Moving to Berkeley with a hairy legged feminist who drives a Volvo. Yes, really.

opus 18:00, reply

Getting the early O'Clock train to Paris tomorrow morning.

Trying to moderate my drinking so I'm not completely cunted by the tim ethe game kicks off at 2100 as falling asleep in the seat someone else has paid for is very poor form. Continuing to drink afterwards, possibly through the night, then getting train back to London Sunday afternoon. Interspersed with the occaisional bite to eat and casual vomiting.

bighorace 15:06, reply

The missus is up on blocks, so probably making demands about getting my cock sucked leading to one-handed channel hopping through the 900's.

spank_daley 14:33, reply

Probably hit the Rattler fairly hard then have a nice cry.

splut_cunker 13:54, reply

horses, horse boxes, shovels of shite, broken toes & sitting by the fire with rosary and sweet sherry.

leontrotsky 13:35, reply

Lying about my fantastic weekend plans that are something to do with your mum,a pot noodle, salty bitter tears and a celeb.

mike_hunt 13:18, reply

pub quiz tonight, friends who have just got engaged coming over tomorrow, Sunday housework and work I'm supposed to be doing today 'WFH'

glitterkitty 13:05, reply

DJing tomorrow night, naturally. You should come.

honk 12:49, reply

Vinnie Jones once answered a similar question in GQ thus: "You go to a club, see a fit girl and you steam right in there, givin it all that" (hand gesture to imply chatting up said girl). So, I'll try that and then head home alone (again) to watch the Babylon episode of Mad Men on DVD (again).

grimly_fiendish 12:32, reply

probably save the world...again

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 12:13, reply

Last day's skiing of the season (for me) tomorrow. Sunday hanging out playing Lego Batman with the kids. Is dull but true.

jonmac 12:02, reply

zigzagging

toast_not_ghosts 11:52, reply

Not sure, but it usually begins by me watching fat-arsed James Martin fuck-up his autocue on his Saturday morning bakery show.

fayekorgazm 11:42, reply

Having root canal surgery. However, it gets me out of a family party I don't want to go to - so silver linings and all that.

anal_greed 11:41, reply

A lot of money went into my account this morning. Spend, spend, spend. And I might try that binge-drinking everyone's banging on about. Sex remains a forlorn hope.

grimly_fiendish 11:34, reply

Proving that I don't have an alcohol problem by getting cunted every night. I haven't had a drink all week so it's ok.

rogerkint 11:33, reply

Take my son to a trial at Charlton tonight, take my son to football training Saturday morning, take my son to Charlton - Gillingham Saturday afternoon, watch Arsenal - West Ham on TV Saturday evening with my son, watch my son play a football match on Sunday morning, watch Man U - L'pool on TV Sunday afternoon, with my son and If I'm lucky, watch Zaragoza - Barca Sunday evening. - no joke.

edmor 11:16, reply

Saturday's rohypnol rampage night.

Sunday, probably just watching telly and stuff.

crack_pot_pipe 11:02, reply

I'm putting on my best Westwood frock and going for tea, cucumber sandwiches and fancy cakes at the Ritz with Noggin the Nog, then we're going to get ripped off our tits, thank you for asking.

deidre 10:48, reply

3 day weekend so painting and caulking, sowing seeds various, mild flirting, getting a few pints in, watching the French give us a kicking. No sex or drugs and little in the way of rock and roll. Smashing.

mrs_ivy_trellis 10:48, reply

Making an MP3 recording of the Jack Hawkins track '30-60-90' from the original 'Psychedelic 70s' vinyl.

sydbarretthomes 10:27, reply

If it all gets to depressing, I'll climb inside my Wardrobe and 'visit Narnia'

mrsix 10:25, reply

Not a clue just yet, why not ask us on Monday.

whats_the_beef_chief 10:16, reply

probably cringing at Charlie Nicholas' tiny diamond earing, as usual.

harrylime 10:14, reply

Watch telly. Wank. Wander round the supermarket aimlessly. Wank. Get thrown out of supermarket (Tesco) Think about going out. Ring some mates to arrange going out. Stay in. Cry. Wank. Watch telly. Consider going out on my own. Stay in. Take drugs. Stay up all night gurning. Feel suicidal til Monday eventually comes.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 10:06, reply

composting the vegetable patch. Well you did fucking ask!

awaitsinevitableabuse 10:02, reply

Not sure what about you?

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 9:58, reply

Going to a titty bar with Stephen Fry this evening; swimming with Carmen Electra tomorrow; and of course, out for a drink with Richard E Grant on Sunday.

jesusandmaryjane 9:52, reply