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Where were your born and what does this say about you?

41 replies

onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Epping, Essex. My knowledge of the eastern half of the Central Line is pretty thorough.

electric_goat 22:40, reply

St Helier Hospital Carshalton. Which means that now I live in Lambeth I'm practically an aristocrat

chestrockwell 22:02, reply

St Mary's Hospital Paddington, which means that the English raped and pillaged Ireland so thoroughly that my parents had to emigrate to find work.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 17:38, reply

I was born in London and I moved to Basingstoke at the age of 13. And that is why I hate my parents.

bolusofwankers 15:50, reply

Grimsby, and this was number one at the time:www.youtub ... re=related

thequeenisdeadboys 15:40, reply

Liverpool, work-shy, hubcap thief...

awaitsinevitableabuse 15:39, reply

Aberdeen. But not the common part that Beryl comes from. This means that people always ask why i haven't got a Scottish accent. It's because i went to a decent school and left at an early age.

bint 13:54, reply

With an inferiority complex apparently. (not everything on PB is true you know ya daft bint).

beryl_the_peril 21:36, reply

St. Bart's, within the sound of Bow Bells so it says I'm a genuine cockernee apparently

majorbloodnok 13:15, reply

Kirkcaldy. I will become a benefit scrounger and the only reason I will move away from the area is if I end up in prison. I will grow up to have four children by four different fathers and piss my life away on a council estate.

gloria_huniford 12:45, reply

I was born in the environs of Feltham Borstal and was put in charge of the steam press almost immediately.

dawnsyndrome 11:57, reply

In a cold-water flat in South London. Emotionally I am quite flat and cold, and a bit common.

mr_david 11:22, reply

I was born in the north, and that says everything you need to know about me.

onthehushhush 10:53, reply

Aberdeen. Which means I can lapse into Doric at any given time, and no one knows what the fuck I'm saying.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UsAtbPuK4s

beryl_the_peril 10:46, reply

Epping Forest. I am the butt of all jokes.

numbnut 10:42, reply

Farnham, which means that I am also medium_smart, deep_stoat, dangerisland and bathwithkirsty, among others.

ccbaxter 10:34, reply

Falkirk. That my parents used to live in Scotland.

curlywurly 10:32, reply

Glasgow; violent madman with a fondness for art deco and fey indie.

muttleee 10:30, reply

if you were a poof I'd definitely know you.

thegingerprince 11:36, reply

In a bed, where I truly belong. In fact where we all truly belong. Come on, lets top and tails.

weeble 10:27, reply

Westminster. I am a minor royal

toadhall 10:20, reply

I was born in Coventry. It says I am lucky to have got out of there.

honk 10:11, reply

I was born in Nunhead well before it was gentrified. It says that I am common.

mike_hunt 9:58, reply

I was born in Hampstead well after it was gentrified. It says the rest of you are common...

inlikeflint 15:26, reply

Deepest darkest Essex and it means that I'm actually a little bit common *and* I know my way around a sawn-off shotgun.

thegingerprince 9:57, reply

I was born in London, which says FACKIN ELL, MOVE YER ARSE WILL YA, YA FACKIN YOKEL CANT, SUM OV US AV GOT PLACES TO FACKIN GO AN 'AT AN ALL NOR NUFFINK NOR NEIVER YA CANT GERCHA DOEN YA SPEAK THE FACKIN KWEENS FA FACK SAKES?

spank_daley 9:55, reply

Under a wandering star. It's made me a little difficult to get to know, but ultimately loveable.

jesusandmaryjane 9:41, reply

Liverpool; thieving liar.

sydbarretthomes 9:28, reply

I was born in Wimbledon. This has had no discernible effect on me, other than that my head swings from side to side every few seconds...

plasticflamingo 9:21, reply

Wimbledon. I am a *very* special kind of

mrs_ivy_trellis 9:19, reply

barking hospital - other illustrious babies include Bobby Moore, the Edge, Billy Bragg and err John Terry

glitterkitty 9:16, reply

I was born under a bad sign, it has given me a deep-seated loathing for inept Signwriters/Graphic Designers.

mrsix 9:10, reply

Manchester. But I've lived in Surrey since I was 12 which explains why I'm a mono-browed and aggressive golfer.

bathwithkirsty 9:03, reply

I was born in Wrexham. This says that I am a Welsh Cunt!

rogerkint 8:32, reply

By a river, although not in a little tent, so I can't sing like either

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aristocat 8:06, reply

Windsor - I have haemophilia

lennie 7:56, reply

West Yorkshire, not sure what this says about me but I can guarantee I dont give a fuck what any of you lot think.

whats_the_beef_chief 7:10, reply

Exeter. Which explains my six toes, my racing tractor and my deep, unabashed love for pigs.

roger_mycock 5:34, reply

Birmingham. And it means that I sound like a yokel who always tries to speak how he thinks posh people speak. Could be worse, I so nearly could have been Scottish and hence would think the plural of you is youse and that "fucking" is THE generic adjective of choice.

beaverwastemanagement 3:52, reply

What's the fucking problem with that?

jesusandmaryjane 7:39, reply

Epsom. That I'm a character in an eighties sit com. Probably played by Ronnie Corbett.

deep_stoat 0:22, reply