I was born in London, which says FACKIN ELL, MOVE YER ARSE WILL YA, YA FACKIN YOKEL CANT, SUM OV US AV GOT PLACES TO FACKIN GO AN 'AT AN ALL NOR NUFFINK NOR NEIVER YA CANT GERCHA DOEN YA SPEAK THE FACKIN KWEENS FA FACK SAKES?

spank_daley Thu 19 Aug 9:55, (Answer / reply)

In a bed, where I truly belong. In fact where we all truly belong. Come on, lets top and tails.

weeble Thu 19 Aug 10:27, (Answer / reply)

Glasgow; violent madman with a fondness for art deco and fey indie.

muttleee Thu 19 Aug 10:30, (Answer / reply)

I was born in Wimbledon. This has had no discernible effect on me, other than that my head swings from side to side every few seconds...

plasticflamingo Thu 19 Aug 9:21, (Answer / reply)

Liverpool; thieving liar.

sydbarretthomes Thu 19 Aug 9:28, (Answer / reply)

Windsor - I have haemophilia

lennie Thu 19 Aug 7:56, (Answer / reply)

I was born in Nunhead well before it was gentrified. It says that I am common.

mike_hunt Thu 19 Aug 9:58, (Answer / reply)

I was born in the north, and that says everything you need to know about me.

onthehushhush Thu 19 Aug 10:53, (Answer / reply)

West Yorkshire, not sure what this says about me but I can guarantee I dont give a fuck what any of you lot think.

whats_the_beef_chief Thu 19 Aug 7:10, (Answer / reply)

Under a wandering star. It's made me a little difficult to get to know, but ultimately loveable.

jesusandmaryjane Thu 19 Aug 9:41, (Answer / reply)

Liverpool, work-shy, hubcap thief...

awaitsinevitableabuse Thu 19 Aug 15:39, (Answer / reply)

Epping Forest. I am the butt of all jokes.

numbnut Thu 19 Aug 10:42, (Answer / reply)

Grimsby, and this was number one at the time:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvueI_5T2uk&feature=related

thequeenisdeadboys Thu 19 Aug 15:40, (Answer / reply)

I was born in Coventry. It says I am lucky to have got out of there.

honk Thu 19 Aug 10:11, (Answer / reply)

St. Bart's, within the sound of Bow Bells so it says I'm a genuine cockernee apparently

majorbloodnok Thu 19 Aug 13:15, (Answer / reply)

Epsom. That I'm a character in an eighties sit com. Probably played by Ronnie Corbett.

deep_stoat Thu 19 Aug 0:22, (Answer / reply)

Deepest darkest Essex and it means that I'm actually a little bit common *and* I know my way around a sawn-off shotgun.

thegingerprince Thu 19 Aug 9:57, (Answer / reply)

Westminster. I am a minor royal

toadhall Thu 19 Aug 10:20, (Answer / reply)

In a cold-water flat in South London. Emotionally I am quite flat and cold, and a bit common.

mr_david Thu 19 Aug 11:22, (Answer / reply)

Aberdeen. Which means I can lapse into Doric at any given time, and no one knows what the fuck I'm saying.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UsAtbPuK4s

beryl_the_peril Thu 19 Aug 10:46, (Answer / reply)

Farnham, which means that I am also medium_smart, deep_stoat, dangerisland and bathwithkirsty, among others.

ccbaxter Thu 19 Aug 10:34, (Answer / reply)

dawnsyndrome Thu 19 Aug 11:57, (Answer / reply)

I was born under a bad sign, it has given me a deep-seated loathing for inept Signwriters/Graphic Designers.

mrsix Thu 19 Aug 9:10, (Answer / reply)

Kirkcaldy. I will become a benefit scrounger and the only reason I will move away from the area is if I end up in prison. I will grow up to have four children by four different fathers and piss my life away on a council estate.

gloria_huniford Thu 19 Aug 12:45, (Answer / reply)

Exeter. Which explains my six toes, my racing tractor and my deep, unabashed love for pigs.

roger_mycock Thu 19 Aug 5:34, (Answer / reply)

Birmingham. And it means that I sound like a yokel who always tries to speak how he thinks posh people speak. Could be worse, I so nearly could have been Scottish and hence would think the plural of you is youse and that "fucking" is THE generic adjective of choice.

beaverwastemanagement Thu 19 Aug 3:52, (Answer / reply)

Wimbledon. I am a *very* special kind of

mrs_ivy_trellis Thu 19 Aug 9:19, (Answer / reply)

Manchester. But I've lived in Surrey since I was 12 which explains why I'm a mono-browed and aggressive golfer.

bathwithkirsty Thu 19 Aug 9:03, (Answer / reply)

Epping, Essex. My knowledge of the eastern half of the Central Line is pretty thorough.

electric_goat Thu 19 Aug 22:40, (Answer / reply)

Falkirk. That my parents used to live in Scotland.

curlywurly Thu 19 Aug 10:32, (Answer / reply)

I was born in Wrexham. This says that I am a Welsh Cunt!

rogerkint Thu 19 Aug 8:32, (Answer / reply)

St Mary's Hospital Paddington, which means that the English raped and pillaged Ireland so thoroughly that my parents had to emigrate to find work.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Thu 19 Aug 17:38, (Answer / reply)

I was born in London and I moved to Basingstoke at the age of 13. And that is why I hate my parents.

bolusofwankers Thu 19 Aug 15:50, (Answer / reply)

St Helier Hospital Carshalton. Which means that now I live in Lambeth I'm practically an aristocrat

chestrockwell Thu 19 Aug 22:02, (Answer / reply)

barking hospital - other illustrious babies include Bobby Moore, the Edge, Billy Bragg and err John Terry

glitterkitty Thu 19 Aug 9:16, (Answer / reply)

Aberdeen. But not the common part that Beryl comes from. This means that people always ask why i haven't got a Scottish accent. It's because i went to a decent school and left at an early age.

bint Thu 19 Aug 13:54, (Answer / reply)

By a river, although not in a little tent, so I can't sing like either

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aristocat Thu 19 Aug 8:06, (Answer / reply)