dawnsyndrome Fri 20 Aug 10:41, (Answer / reply)

Make it through the X Factor stages to the final, which, with my voice I could easily blow them away. Then, in celebration as I win, I would approach the judges desks, and with my body strapped with explosives I would literally blow them away.

weeble Fri 20 Aug 11:41, (Answer / reply)

A flake, raspberry sauce, hundreds and thousands.

raskol Fri 20 Aug 7:10, (Answer / reply)

Make it look like an accident. Less guilt and more insurance for my folks.

curlywurly Fri 20 Aug 11:43, (Answer / reply)

I would express my concerns about claims made in a recent Government dossier, in secret, to Andrew Gilligan

mrsix Fri 20 Aug 9:14, (Answer / reply)

Licked to death by kittens.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Fri 20 Aug 10:09, (Answer / reply)

Spectacularly.

deep_stoat Fri 20 Aug 10:41, (Answer / reply)

Iceskating to death

Triple axel, double toe loop into oblivion

Goodbye cruel world

toast_not_ghosts Fri 20 Aug 10:32, (Answer / reply)

I would strap myself to Jeremy Kyle and throw myself off the nearest cliff.

muttleee Fri 20 Aug 7:11, (Answer / reply)

Suicide bomb GMTV

whats_the_beef_chief Fri 20 Aug 15:26, (Answer / reply)

I'd go to Glasgow and say to the judge, "I'm like honey to a swarm of bees". I'd continue about my review of Glasgow, "hardly a haven for models"

I'm sure that would get me hung...

lambanana Fri 20 Aug 15:50, (Answer / reply)

If I could top myself I'd be in the circus

toadhall Fri 20 Aug 11:00, (Answer / reply)

"Dahlinks, izimple, jast reeech for TeeVee remote, and you're zere !"

fayekorgazm Fri 20 Aug 16:40, (Answer / reply)

I'd throw myself of a high bridge. That way, there's no pain or any chance of fucking it up.

gloria_huniford Fri 20 Aug 12:35, (Answer / reply)

I never leave the house bare-headed. I haz Clarss

mrs_ivy_trellis Fri 20 Aug 10:24, (Answer / reply)

Wardrobe door & electrical flex, neck. Binbag, head. Stockings, legs. Orange, mouth. Location, Chiswick.

mike_hunt Fri 20 Aug 12:28, (Answer / reply)

I can't be topped. Deal with it.

spank_daley Fri 20 Aug 9:41, (Answer / reply)

along the vein, not across ...

deidre Fri 20 Aug 9:36, (Answer / reply)

Insulin overdose. Neat, tidy, quick, comfortable.

bitterqueen Fri 20 Aug 5:33, (Answer / reply)

Death by cop.

awaitsinevitableabuse Fri 20 Aug 8:38, (Answer / reply)

Borrowed sports car, alpine cliff, Vanessa Feltz trapped in the boot so people will think well of me.

aristocat Fri 20 Aug 7:40, (Answer / reply)