School trip - Aachen, Germany. The "hotel" we stayed in served the grimest food I've ever had the displeasure to sample. Grey slops accompanied by yellow slime of pasta/noodles topped with a thick skin which had the pungent aroma of tramps earwax. The only decent thing on the table was the bread, rolls of which my fellow classmates tried to squirrel away to stave of the hunger pangs later in the day. Unfortunately the frau of the house lived up to the German stereotype and insisted on searching everyone who left the dining room. I do remember they had an entire wall of porn dvds in the reception though, most of which were pregnant, dwarf or oap specific.