Revolting Week: When did you last throw up, and why?
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Because I have emetophobia it was about twenty years ago after undercooking some Marks & Spencer Chunky Chicken, which was an apt name as thats what it came out in. I usually manage to hold sick in so I'm well versed in gagging and that burning sick taste in your windpipe.
roger_mycock Tue 24 Aug 7:26, (Answer / reply)
plasticflamingo Tue 24 Aug 14:12, (Answer / reply)
When I had the novo virus at Christmas. I projectile vomited on 3 sides of a train carriage before stumbling off at Clapham Junction. It was bad enough without an ex-girlfriend standing on the platform as the doors opened. I made a big point of explaining I wasn't drunk before puking on her shoes.
bathwithkirsty Tue 24 Aug 9:01, (Answer / reply)
The other day, some bastard sent me a link to some Kelly Osbourne fakes.
mrsix Tue 24 Aug 11:36, (Answer / reply)
25th December, throughout the night. My mother thought she'd poisoned everyone with turkey but it turned out to have been a winter vomiting bug. Bloody horrible.
jesusandmaryjane Tue 24 Aug 9:16, (Answer / reply)
On my birthday a couple of years back. My brother was working behind the bar, so I'd had quite a lot of free shots and booze of various types before the end of the night. I like to think I know my limits, so when I saw the room starting to blur I went over to bro to say goodbye, at which point his mate insisted he get me and the missus a sambucca shot each before we go. The missus doesn't do sambucca, so I did and we all saw it again into me hat in the back of the cab home. Then again after getting out the cab. I learned nothing, but haven't hoyed since.
10 shots of tequila in a row & then a large spliff.
whats_the_beef_chief Tue 24 Aug 10:03, (Answer / reply)
Food poisoning after visiting one of the curry cafes in Manchester's Northern Quarter. I got on a bus home feeling unwell and a Czech guy I vaguely knew came and sat next to me. Without a word of a lie he began talking to me about the Chech logging industry or similar, as meanwhile my mouth filled with saliva.
I knew what was coming and got up to leave the bus, but unfortunately the waters broke and I projectile vomited partially digested dhal all over him and the bus window. This continued for some time. Amazingly, when it was my stop, he helped me carry my vomit-encrusted bags home.
I was back in the same cafe 2 days later, ordering the dhal.
Visit to "Rugbyman Two" Brussels, Easter 2010. Oysters = 1-6am puke and liquid shit. Still managed to trip to Ypres the following day; after a visit to the museum, realised now closely the hotel bog resembled the latter days of Passendale.
arch_crippledick Tue 24 Aug 11:37, (Answer / reply)
The day after my wife's 30th, I had to go into work. I felt dog-rough, so I bought some Guinness punch from my local takeaway (it was about noon by then, and Guinness punch is usually a great hangover cure for me). It was a Sunday so the trains were running about 1 every half hour. I waited on the platform, feeling slightly better as the minutes passed. Just before the train arrived, I started to feel sick... and just as the doors opened I spewed milky vomit everywhere. It being a match day, the train was totally packed, and I for about 3 seconds I thought of forcing my way on - but when I saw the looks of horror and disgust on the faces of the passengers, I thought better of it and waited another half hour for the next train.
just now a little bit when considering Sam Cam's laborious cunt.
every friday evening. What the fuck am I buying....
muzar Tue 24 Aug 20:48, (Answer / reply)
It was about two years ago. I discovered that the fumes given off by some kinds of car polish make me vom. Sorry there's no booze involved.
spindleshanks Tue 24 Aug 12:47, (Answer / reply)
this morning - i've got an abscess on my wisdom tooth AGAIN and the sheer agony of it just makes me vomit.
Hungover this saturday morning. The night before involved several lagers, a very nice white burgundy, several bottles of indiscriminate, and a 3am half pint of amaretto to finish off. All swished around my capacious gut with some thai curry and a large cheese board thanks to the joys of Van Halen on the stereo. Lovely.
chestrockwell Tue 24 Aug 16:58, (Answer / reply)
Works every time.
mate's barbeque, lots of really strong rum cocktails and doobies, had a moment and puked on the road outside next to his neighbour's house. Reports the next morning that it had been eaten by birds :(
Weekend before last my brother, some mates and I decided a centurion was in order after having already been out on the smash. Minimal lager was available so I started the 100 shots by ridding myself of a bottle of desert wine that under no other circumstance would ever get consumed before moving onto Old Speckled Hen. Additional shots were awarded for breach of international drinking regulations - swearing, pointing etc. The mixed grill I had for lunch lying dormant in my gut really helped and I was feeling confident of finishing until one of the guys without warning bundered into the kitchen sink full of dirty plates. The smell of vomit set off a chain reaction and within minutes all five of us were blowing chunks in various places around the house. I didn't feel like I was going to be sick until the moment it started coming up my throat. Large chunks of barely digested rare steak really add to the whole vomit experience especially when it tries to come out your nose.