Paul's house.

bighorace Wed 25 Aug 9:03, (Answer / reply)

The shit I did into that Dyson bloke's mouth to make him stop saying "suction" in that vom-vom inducing "posh" accent. Unfortunately it seems to have gotten worse since. He now sounds as if he's gagging for another one.

edmor Wed 25 Aug 1:31, (Answer / reply)

The Olympics. Luckily no-one noticed.

grimly_fiendish Wed 25 Aug 1:04, (Answer / reply)

Into a plastic bag in a moving Ford Fiesta on the M5.

splut_cunker Wed 25 Aug 9:49, (Answer / reply)

A childs sandpit.

I was 32

lennie Wed 25 Aug 11:14, (Answer / reply)

25 Cromwell Street, Gloucester

mr_e_mann Wed 25 Aug 9:41, (Answer / reply)

famously, I can only do it in my own house (obviously in hotel/villa on holiday)

I would be more likely to become a tory than poo in a public place - you all horrify me

glitterkitty Wed 25 Aug 13:04, (Answer / reply)

An office shredder. Seemed a good idea at the time. Since then I contend that the phrase should really be "when the shit hits the shredder"......

beaverwastemanagement Wed 25 Aug 10:19, (Answer / reply)

mr_david Wed 25 Aug 17:06, (Answer / reply)

Saltdean Lido. It was like the chocolate bar scene from Caddyshack. Swimmers parted like the red sea.

weeble Wed 25 Aug 12:27, (Answer / reply)

In a plastic bag. I then smeared said shit under the door handle of a car that used into park in my space. Most entertaining watching him smell his fingers and gag after he opened his door.

mister_groping Wed 25 Aug 17:27, (Answer / reply)

in my mate's mum's downstairs toilet. Just next to the bog. Thinking about it, his name *was* Paul...

onthehushhush Wed 25 Aug 14:55, (Answer / reply)

The foot of "Christ the Redeemer" statue on top of Corcovado, Rio.

I like to pretend it was an act of iconoclasm - it was actually an involuntary response to a bottle of rum in "Help" the night before.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Wed 25 Aug 12:19, (Answer / reply)

On this "wacky" couple's front garden...

fayekorgazm Wed 25 Aug 8:12, (Answer / reply)

Southampton Dell

Away end

toast_not_ghosts Wed 25 Aug 10:21, (Answer / reply)

On a traffic island off Jamaica Rd. I had IBS. It was an emergency.

dawnsyndrome Wed 25 Aug 9:22, (Answer / reply)

Your Mum.

roger_mycock Wed 25 Aug 6:37, (Answer / reply)

Woolwich.

m50 Wed 25 Aug 0:51, (Answer / reply)

Auschwitz

awaitsinevitableabuse Wed 25 Aug 7:50, (Answer / reply)

Admittedly a toilet, but it *was* the Queen's private toilet on her personal train. I nipped in and had a quick dump while the train coaches were being serviced at a certain Leeds train depot. The private bog was considerably nicer than the crap (ho!) shite (ha!) we plebs have to use on trains.

agnetha Wed 25 Aug 14:29, (Answer / reply)

Mark Oaten's Mouth

plasticflamingo Wed 25 Aug 10:39, (Answer / reply)

Goerings personal bathroom at the luftwaffe headquarters (which is now the German Finance Ministry).

bathwithkirsty Wed 25 Aug 10:08, (Answer / reply)

360ft up a tower in Lincolnshire.

whats_the_beef_chief Wed 25 Aug 6:46, (Answer / reply)

The government whip's office at the House of Commons, several times in fact and on at least two occasions I cracked one out to ice the log. Unlike the bogs the polis frequented, there wasn't much in the way of smut to be found (they had a cracking stash), so I made do with a copy of the wonky-coloured Today newspaper as visual stimulus. spankywankytrufax

spank_daley Wed 25 Aug 9:00, (Answer / reply)

Belgium

muttleee Wed 25 Aug 10:09, (Answer / reply)

The National Palace in Mexico City. My Mum beats that by having one in the Queen's garden. Oh we're upper echelon shitters alright.

thegingerprince Wed 25 Aug 7:02, (Answer / reply)

In the Australian Embassy, London. Robert Plant was in the next cubicle. IDNSHbiglog

mrs_ivy_trellis Wed 25 Aug 16:21, (Answer / reply)

Concorde, Seat 7A. In my defense, I was nine months old at the time and the diaper caught all of it.

aristocat Wed 25 Aug 10:46, (Answer / reply)