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Revolting Week: What's the worst thing you've found in your food?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Genuinely- half a maggot in an apple.

mrs_ivy_trellis 14:10, reply

Either Parsnip or Turnip or Swede whatever the fuck they are.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 13:41, reply

A pubic hair

gloria_huniford 13:22, reply

Vegetarian bacon.

weeble 12:13, reply

Nothing. I'm more than happy noshing at fried eggs, treacle and sausages, and all mashed up in a bucket.

fayekorgazm 11:09, reply

18 different types of semen, after I complained at Le Manoir.

honk 10:58, reply

In a supermarket brand pasty - a tooth.

crack_pot_pipe 10:57, reply

NSFW and NSFPiece of mind:

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beaverwastemanagement 10:39, reply

Three extremely strong blotters in the lees of a cup of tea - followed by the most intense 12 hour trip imaginable - highlights included a 'battle' with a sea monster on the beeach in Lyme Regis which turned out to be a hedgehog....and yes i was 'spiked'

bubbleboy 10:37, reply

My housemate at uni did the Big Meat Pizza trick. He burnt his cock a bit. Not ashamed at all to tell you we ate it (after he removed his cock).

splut_cunker 10:32, reply

Coriander

spank_daley 9:37, reply

McDonalds "beef"

aristocat 9:33, reply

A two-inch cockroach in my client's cappucino in Cairo's finest restaurant. When I complained the waiter offered to replace the coffee free of charge.

bathwithkirsty 9:08, reply

The shit in a shit sandwich

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 8:06, reply

A Fag in my Panini - coincidentally the original title of the final part of Dirk Bogarde's memoirs.

muttleee 7:45, reply

That's very *very* good.

mrs_ivy_trellis 14:08, reply

Your Mum

kerching 11:19, reply

Half a dead mouse in an M & S family size Swiss Roll and a piece of Wrigleys finest in a box of Alpen. Shame both of these were in 70s long before the litigation culture. If it had happened these days, we'd be living like kings on the compensation. Kings! I tells thee, Kings!!

roger_mycock 7:25, reply

Finger nail in a bacon sandwich, it wasn't mine.

whats_the_beef_chief 7:13, reply

Pineapple on pizza

opus 1:50, reply