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Revolting Week: What's the worst thing you've found in your food?
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Either Parsnip or Turnip or Swede whatever the fuck they are.
whitemaninhammersmithpalais 13:41, reply
Nothing. I'm more than happy noshing at fried eggs, treacle and sausages, and all mashed up in a bucket.

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My housemate at uni did the Big Meat Pizza trick. He burnt his cock a bit. Not ashamed at all to tell you we ate it (after he removed his cock).
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A two-inch cockroach in my client's cappucino in Cairo's finest restaurant. When I complained the waiter offered to replace the coffee free of charge.
bathwithkirsty 9:08, reply
A Fag in my Panini - coincidentally the original title of the final part of Dirk Bogarde's memoirs.
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Half a dead mouse in an M & S family size Swiss Roll and a piece of Wrigleys finest in a box of Alpen. Shame both of these were in 70s long before the litigation culture. If it had happened these days, we'd be living like kings on the compensation. Kings! I tells thee, Kings!!


