A Fag in my Panini - coincidentally the original title of the final part of Dirk Bogarde's memoirs.

muttleee Thu 26 Aug 7:45, (Answer / reply)

Pineapple on pizza

opus Thu 26 Aug 1:50, (Answer / reply)

Nothing. I'm more than happy noshing at fried eggs, treacle and sausages, and all mashed up in a bucket.

fayekorgazm Thu 26 Aug 11:09, (Answer / reply)

The shit in a shit sandwich

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Thu 26 Aug 8:06, (Answer / reply)

Three extremely strong blotters in the lees of a cup of tea - followed by the most intense 12 hour trip imaginable - highlights included a 'battle' with a sea monster on the beeach in Lyme Regis which turned out to be a hedgehog....and yes i was 'spiked'

bubbleboy Thu 26 Aug 10:37, (Answer / reply)

Genuinely- half a maggot in an apple.

mrs_ivy_trellis Thu 26 Aug 14:10, (Answer / reply)

Coriander

spank_daley Thu 26 Aug 9:37, (Answer / reply)

18 different types of semen, after I complained at Le Manoir.

honk Thu 26 Aug 10:58, (Answer / reply)

My housemate at uni did the Big Meat Pizza trick. He burnt his cock a bit. Not ashamed at all to tell you we ate it (after he removed his cock).

splut_cunker Thu 26 Aug 10:32, (Answer / reply)

NSFW and NSFPiece of mind:

http://www.beyond-the-pale.co.uk/cockPasta.jpg

beaverwastemanagement Thu 26 Aug 10:39, (Answer / reply)

Finger nail in a bacon sandwich, it wasn't mine.

whats_the_beef_chief Thu 26 Aug 7:13, (Answer / reply)

Half a dead mouse in an M & S family size Swiss Roll and a piece of Wrigleys finest in a box of Alpen. Shame both of these were in 70s long before the litigation culture. If it had happened these days, we'd be living like kings on the compensation. Kings! I tells thee, Kings!!

roger_mycock Thu 26 Aug 7:25, (Answer / reply)

A pubic hair

gloria_huniford Thu 26 Aug 13:22, (Answer / reply)

McDonalds "beef"

aristocat Thu 26 Aug 9:33, (Answer / reply)

A two-inch cockroach in my client's cappucino in Cairo's finest restaurant. When I complained the waiter offered to replace the coffee free of charge.

bathwithkirsty Thu 26 Aug 9:08, (Answer / reply)

In a supermarket brand pasty - a tooth.

crack_pot_pipe Thu 26 Aug 10:57, (Answer / reply)

Either Parsnip or Turnip or Swede whatever the fuck they are.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Thu 26 Aug 13:41, (Answer / reply)

Vegetarian bacon.

weeble Thu 26 Aug 12:13, (Answer / reply)