I'm going to spend the weekend setting up twitter accounts pretending to be the antagonist in every news story I can think of which may have even a scinitlla of 'comic' potential, in the desparate hope that one of them will go viral.
bengreeenwood 14:47, reply
going to notting hill carnival for first time (yes I know it'll be shite) and sucking cock
shagpile_perm 12:41, reply
>>edit can't be arsed with anything else, so just the wanking.
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Basingstoke in the rain. A long weekend in my mums house talking about her new kitchen and getting pissed on red wine.
bolusofwankers 11:48, reply
Following these ladies during the day:
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not getting a shag and drinking till I get a bit aggressive, probably. also: feeling fat and watching Gillette Soccer Saturday.
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Watching that Step Up dance movie and the Family Guy box set, no real idea why though...
awaitsinevitableabuse 7:12, reply
trying desperately to crow bar a reference about my "wealth" into a QOTD. (BTW Concorde never used to have seat letters)



