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What happens to us when we die?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

DUH!

dawnsyndrome 15:47, reply

The show gets pulled immediately, out of what looks like respect. Noel Edmonds makes a tear-stained statement which seems to imply his immediate and permanent retirement from live tv. Later on he backtracks, seeking to place all the blame onto Mike Smith, and makes an inexplicable comeback to prime time Saturday Evening tv.

mike_lush 15:08, reply

I'm with Kurt on this:

deidre 12:56, reply

I will make sex with you.

crack_pot_pipe 12:32, reply

Davina McCall welcomes you up to a stage to show you your "best bits"

too_fat_to_skate 12:14, reply

'Die' is such an emotive word, and its meaning is multitudinous -

As Bill Hicks said..."Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves".

Are we already dead? are life and death the same sides of a coin -

In short when we die nothing happens and when we live nothing happens,

My life ethos is based on a dead comics musings...

bubbleboy 12:07, reply

To be honest I won't really give a fuck, I'll be dead & there is NO GOD, so worm food.

whats_the_beef_chief 11:30, reply

I'm going to be reincarnated as a woodcock.

aristocat 11:01, reply

After finding a body which had been undiscovered after 3 months in Summer, the answer is: Liquifaction. Much like that bag of spinach you forgot about in your fridge's veg tray.

weeble 10:13, reply

Big Brother and Panto

toadhall 10:12, reply

People I know who have been pronounced clinically dead say forget the tunnels of light bollocks - and this is true- that it's none more black.

bobbifleckmann 9:55, reply

'people' you know? plural? let's never be friends. x

thegingerprince 12:24, reply

Well....due to spending cuts - we have to share heaven with the French.

powermaster 9:43, reply

having watched the same episode of Crossing Over with John Edwards twice yesterday the answer is something about cheese, vacuum cleaners and watching the younger members of your family wanking. (that last bit was my addition)

thegingerprince 9:13, reply

On here? You're venerated as if every idle message board comment was a Wildean riposte.

raskol 9:13, reply

poor markeedersand would disagree. and singapore_slag, as well, who we all know died of AIDS 3 years ago.

thegingerprince 9:14, reply

I don't know about you lot, but I'm getting me 72 virgins *wraps cock in cotton* BANZAI AKBAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

spank_daley 9:12, reply

Nothing. Well, someone might stick us in a box in the ground, or stick us in a very hot oven. Possible chop bits out of us for transplants or experiments. If you're very unlucky someone will have sex with you. Otherwise fuck all else. >>edit you lose your icon

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake 7:42, reply

Well the general consenus would appear to be that when you die and they lay to you rest, you might well end up going to the place that's the best.

roger_mycock 7:13, reply

Let me know when you find out, preferably during daylight hours.

opus 3:53, reply

We start texting Saturday night dance shows.

grimly_fiendish 0:03, reply