Well the general consenus would appear to be that when you die and they lay to you rest, you might well end up going to the place that's the best.

roger_mycock Tue 31 Aug 7:13, (Answer / reply)

On here? You're venerated as if every idle message board comment was a Wildean riposte.

raskol Tue 31 Aug 9:13, (Answer / reply)

I don't know about you lot, but I'm getting me 72 virgins *wraps cock in cotton* BANZAI AKBAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

spank_daley Tue 31 Aug 9:12, (Answer / reply)

The show gets pulled immediately, out of what looks like respect. Noel Edmonds makes a tear-stained statement which seems to imply his immediate and permanent retirement from live tv. Later on he backtracks, seeking to place all the blame onto Mike Smith, and makes an inexplicable comeback to prime time Saturday Evening tv.

mike_lush Tue 31 Aug 15:08, (Answer / reply)

Big Brother and Panto

toadhall Tue 31 Aug 10:12, (Answer / reply)

Davina McCall welcomes you up to a stage to show you your "best bits"

too_fat_to_skate Tue 31 Aug 12:14, (Answer / reply)

Well....due to spending cuts - we have to share heaven with the French.

powermaster Tue 31 Aug 9:43, (Answer / reply)

We start texting Saturday night dance shows.

grimly_fiendish Tue 31 Aug 0:03, (Answer / reply)

DUH!

dawnsyndrome Tue 31 Aug 15:47, (Answer / reply)

People I know who have been pronounced clinically dead say forget the tunnels of light bollocks - and this is true- that it's none more black.

bobbifleckmann Tue 31 Aug 9:55, (Answer / reply)

After finding a body which had been undiscovered after 3 months in Summer, the answer is: Liquifaction. Much like that bag of spinach you forgot about in your fridge's veg tray.

weeble Tue 31 Aug 10:13, (Answer / reply)

having watched the same episode of Crossing Over with John Edwards twice yesterday the answer is something about cheese, vacuum cleaners and watching the younger members of your family wanking. (that last bit was my addition)

thegingerprince Tue 31 Aug 9:13, (Answer / reply)

Nothing. Well, someone might stick us in a box in the ground, or stick us in a very hot oven. Possible chop bits out of us for transplants or experiments. If you're very unlucky someone will have sex with you. Otherwise fuck all else. >>edit you lose your icon

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Tue 31 Aug 7:42, (Answer / reply)

'Die' is such an emotive word, and its meaning is multitudinous -

As Bill Hicks said..."Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves".

Are we already dead? are life and death the same sides of a coin -

In short when we die nothing happens and when we live nothing happens,

My life ethos is based on a dead comics musings...

bubbleboy Tue 31 Aug 12:07, (Answer / reply)

To be honest I won't really give a fuck, I'll be dead & there is NO GOD, so worm food.

whats_the_beef_chief Tue 31 Aug 11:30, (Answer / reply)

I will make sex with you.

crack_pot_pipe Tue 31 Aug 12:32, (Answer / reply)

I'm with Kurt on this:

deidre Tue 31 Aug 12:56, (Answer / reply)

I'm going to be reincarnated as a woodcock.

aristocat Tue 31 Aug 11:01, (Answer / reply)

Let me know when you find out, preferably during daylight hours.

opus Tue 31 Aug 3:53, (Answer / reply)