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Tell us about a lie you told - and the effect it had on other people.

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Of course I want us to have children darling.....

whats_the_beef_chief 19:07, reply

I told a focus group that The Sex Lives of the Potato Men was fucking ace! (I even did a thumbs up) Never thinking they'd release that shit. They did and I'm not sorry.

thegingerprince 16:41, reply

told my husband they were not divorce papers he was signing, and he didn't need to read them they were just to do with the house. (I know its unbeleivable that someone DIDN'T want to divorce me). I got my divorce pretty damn quick after that. Thanks Dan x

shagpile_perm 13:05, reply

"I really love your new album," said repeatedly, got me four years as a music writer. And laid a couple of times, as well.

aristocat 12:32, reply

They stopped picking on me.

its_all_gone_mong 11:47, reply

I told everyone that I wasn't at all involved with a politician I was seeing. If it had got out, no doubt he'd have broken up with his LT girlfriend who subsequently became his wife and bore him children so I think it was all for the best.

simon_cowell 11:34, reply

I knew she wasn't 16.
weeble 10:37, reply

The lie? I told everyone I was his chauffeur. The result? I have a lovely new job. And it's very well paid!

plasticflamingo 9:23, reply

I said I'd tell her before I came. She spent fifteen minutes coughing up what looked like dried Gloy.

spank_daley 9:12, reply

Bit embarrassing; got up the duff before we were married, made up a story about being impregnated by an angel, all got a bit out of hand in the end.

jesusandmaryjane 8:54, reply

I tell people I win qotd all the time. Nobody cares.

splut_cunker 8:44, reply