Honey Badger. Kills and eats the most poisonous snakes in the world, dives head first into beehives and is probably the world's most scariest mammal due to its "aggressive behavioural tendencies". If you taught one to speak its first words would be "Do you want some?? Do you fucking want some, ya cunt!!!???"

roger_mycock Thu 9 Sep 8:03, (Answer / reply)

dawnsyndrome Thu 9 Sep 11:58, (Answer / reply)

Sure as hell scares the shit out of me

mrs_ivy_trellis Thu 9 Sep 13:41, (Answer / reply)

The Cuntish Tarsier

weeble Thu 9 Sep 10:15, (Answer / reply)

toadhall Thu 9 Sep 10:37, (Answer / reply)

gunch Thu 9 Sep 16:23, (Answer / reply)

This: especially when replicated on black velvet.

aristocat Thu 9 Sep 8:55, (Answer / reply)

curlywurly Thu 9 Sep 11:09, (Answer / reply)

The Cougar: *frightened*

thegingerprince Thu 9 Sep 9:08, (Answer / reply)

glitterkitty Thu 9 Sep 20:44, (Answer / reply)

whats_the_beef_chief Thu 9 Sep 0:50, (Answer / reply)

The virus. Sure, you don't get your throat ripped out but that's cold comfort when you're two weeks into oxygen therapy that keeps your lungs active.

opus Thu 9 Sep 1:52, (Answer / reply)

The sweaty and throbbing three and a quarter inches of lukewarm cheesy gristle in my pants. Come on ladies, you know you want some.

spank_daley Thu 9 Sep 10:48, (Answer / reply)

Piers Morgan

m50 Thu 9 Sep 1:27, (Answer / reply)