If 2011 saw celeb offspring change gender and 2012 has already seen a celeb father/son partner swap (plus GBP100,000GBP appara?) then the quantum leap of twenty years of social progression plus the fact that Dave has spent money on changing his voice and Vic has gone crazy on the facelifts means my prediction that at least one of their kids will have a race change and end up Chinese. Plus one in five people is Chinese and there's six of them. Anyway, with DB using lookalikes and paps in collusion to be able to say he's not been in *a certain* hotel room as he was *somewhere else and there's a photo to prove it* and a relationship kept in play with fairly cutting edge genetic provision of a desired daughter for a moany, pointless, unsexy wife just *for the kids* you've got to love the fact that they play out their whole lives in public. They deserve a Chinese child, after all Madonna, Sandra Bollock, and Angelina have got them, innit.