Probably suffering the effects of a load of twats who work in IT discussing his infant self on a mong board.

plasticflamingo Fri 20 Jan 10:10, (Answer / reply)

Horse (*it's June*)

curlywurly Fri 20 Jan 16:37, (Answer / reply)

If 2011 saw celeb offspring change gender and 2012 has already seen a celeb father/son partner swap (plus GBP100,000GBP appara?) then the quantum leap of twenty years of social progression plus the fact that Dave has spent money on changing his voice and Vic has gone crazy on the facelifts means my prediction that at least one of their kids will have a race change and end up Chinese. Plus one in five people is Chinese and there's six of them. Anyway, with DB using lookalikes and paps in collusion to be able to say he's not been in *a certain* hotel room as he was *somewhere else and there's a photo to prove it* and a relationship kept in play with fairly cutting edge genetic provision of a desired daughter for a moany, pointless, unsexy wife just *for the kids* you've got to love the fact that they play out their whole lives in public. They deserve a Chinese child, after all Madonna, Sandra Bollock, and Angelina have got them, innit.

soapy_handerton Fri 20 Jan 18:24, (Answer / reply)

Mopping up the pieces of Brooklyn and Romeo while keeping his head down and studying financial management at a very isolated college.

toxicshop Fri 20 Jan 12:13, (Answer / reply)

Posting here.

bubastis Fri 20 Jan 8:20, (Answer / reply)

If we take Otis Ferry as our benchmark celebspawn, then probably campaigning for the legalisation of hunting members of the working classes.

bitterqueen Fri 20 Jan 6:50, (Answer / reply)

Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre and Cruz David Beckham will be announcing the birth of their first child - Alan.

raskol Fri 20 Jan 14:13, (Answer / reply)

Modelling underwear like daddy and being thin like mummy.

dawnsyndrome Fri 20 Jan 12:14, (Answer / reply)

he'll be hopelessly addicted to crack of both kinds.

mrsix Fri 20 Jan 9:17, (Answer / reply)

Advertising his services in the back of Boyz magazine

toadhall Fri 20 Jan 10:42, (Answer / reply)

Your Mum

kerching Fri 20 Jan 13:03, (Answer / reply)

Deed poll.

beaverwastemanagement Fri 20 Jan 10:35, (Answer / reply)

Modelling undies

relief_organist Fri 20 Jan 7:58, (Answer / reply)

Share a dungeon with Madeleine.

edmor Fri 20 Jan 13:07, (Answer / reply)

I hope he doesn't live past 6.

mount_st_nobody Fri 20 Jan 10:21, (Answer / reply)

probably getting bored spending mummy and daddies money. cunt.

blackkettle Fri 20 Jan 15:56, (Answer / reply)

Re-releasing his mother's "greatest hits" mashed up with whatever music is popular in 20 years time, I'm hoping Gregorian Chant is big again then.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Fri 20 Jan 8:50, (Answer / reply)

Being almost as cunty as Peaches...or dead.

whats_the_beef_chief Fri 20 Jan 16:38, (Answer / reply)

Paris Hilton.

aristocat Fri 20 Jan 8:50, (Answer / reply)

Probably bumming it up with Tom cruise after being sacrificed by his parents in return for everlasting media popularity

shagpile_perm Fri 20 Jan 8:20, (Answer / reply)