After all human human life is extinguished, there will be a great silence. Then a quiet voice will say "rafe".

bubastis Wed 25 Jan 9:26, (Answer / reply)

The world will not end. The world will remain in orbit around the sun as it has for billions of years. Human life may end, and as we are a carbon based form of pollution on the face of the planet, we will surely deserve it.

powermaster Wed 25 Jan 8:46, (Answer / reply)

Whoops! LOL soz.

doughlaundry Wed 25 Jan 12:04, (Answer / reply)

People in Scotland will be so bored by the constant wittering about an independence referendum, devo max and Alex Salmond as tartan cunting messiah - that at some point the tedium will reach critical mass. Beginning in Edinburgh, Scotland will collapse in on itself, creating a black hole effect drawing in everything on the event horizon.

slipperyperson Wed 25 Jan 9:26, (Answer / reply)

Hanging by a belt whilst having a wank if it's got any sense.

deep_stoat Wed 25 Jan 10:27, (Answer / reply)

Maroon 5 release a concept album. Over 4 cds.

splut_cunker Wed 25 Jan 11:02, (Answer / reply)

a Scotsman will win Wimbledon and the world will die of shame.

mrsix Wed 25 Jan 9:35, (Answer / reply)

We will all be eaten by Eamon Holmes

whats_the_beef_chief Wed 25 Jan 8:00, (Answer / reply)

When Jody Marsh shows us her post-abortion bikini body.

dawnsyndrome Wed 25 Jan 10:06, (Answer / reply)

What makes you think we're not already dead yeah? Have you not seen Lost yeah?

mount_st_nobody Wed 25 Jan 10:50, (Answer / reply)

Until very recently we believed all life on the planet was Carbon based and ultimately dependant on the Sun for energy. We now know there are Silicon based life forms that get their energy from volcanic outlets at the very bottom of the deepest oceans. These, Silicon based, animals will, due to nuclear/chemical pollution acting as a catalyst, evolve at an exponential rate and take over the planet and they will farm us in much the same way we currently do with chickens.
That, or nothing will happen.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Wed 25 Jan 11:05, (Answer / reply)

Not with a banger but a Wimpy Bender

sputnik1 Wed 25 Jan 15:13, (Answer / reply)

All oxygen in the atmosphere will be consumed by the flaming torches of Twitter and Mumsnet.

arry_womb Wed 25 Jan 10:16, (Answer / reply)

Well, my understanding of the Mayan calendar is that it all just starts again. Hopefully that means Doctor Who will reboot the universe.

toxicshop Wed 25 Jan 12:19, (Answer / reply)

Kim Khardashian will sit on it.

plasticflamingo Wed 25 Jan 0:12, (Answer / reply)

Not with a wimp but with a banger

raskol Wed 25 Jan 11:19, (Answer / reply)

The Poles are going to reverse. Seriously, its happened before and its about 100,000 years overdue. The Earths magnetic field will flip & North will become South. So GPS will stop working, which means every satellite will stop working. So no TV, no mobile phones, no internet, no secure communications, no real time stock market links, no way for planes to navigate, panic in the streets, time to grab the shotguns, bottled water and tinned food. Then there will probably also be volcanic eruptions and massive earthquakes due to the disturbances deep within the earth and there will be no one to mop up.

So basically the world won't blow up but society as the planet knows it will cease to exist. It will be back to caves for all of us. Hopefully me & auntie_betty poster will find a nice comfy one with lots of animal skins. Anyway, here's Ollie with the weather, hows it looking out there Ollie?

roger_mycock Wed 25 Jan 9:03, (Answer / reply)

I don't know but the public enquiry afterwards is going to be mega.

beaverwastemanagement Wed 25 Jan 6:25, (Answer / reply)