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What is the most you've ever earned in a week? Tell us a bit about how you earned it.

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

divorcing a goldman sachs partner. Thank you Fiona Shackleton.

princessnasty 17:57, reply

Eleventy Bazillion pounds. Every time Aristocrat and Powermaster post 'a story', a 180ft-high effigy of Barbara Cartland shits solid gold submarines into my offshore bank vault.

zygmunt 15:34, reply

As we all know the lowest tax rates are on unearned income - losers

powermaster 14:45, reply

GBP2000. Last year. Worked double shifts 7 days in a row. It wasn't worth it.

mount_st_nobody 14:07, reply

A few hundred pounds. Quite depressing really.

splut_cunker 13:59, reply

60,000 Danish Kroner - I was in Copenhagen in 2001 providing my consultancy services for nine months, it all went pear shaped in September as the yankee company closed ALL its European offices in the two weeks that followed the attack on New York.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 13:42, reply

See also: the ad in the latest Viz wanting male strippers.

bubastis 12:55, reply

GBP300k following some inport/export trading - mostly import

bubbleboy 12:54, reply

Two and a half quid.

ptbear 12:31, reply

It's amazing how USD2,400 puts power to one's elbow when one is trying to excite a sack of dried fruit during the night.

dawnsyndrome 11:58, reply

Four penny chews and a curlywurly. I brought them the head of Alfredo Garcia.

plasticflamingo 11:53, reply

40k and I earned it in a jacuzzi in Venezuela in 1998.

bathwithkirsty 10:41, reply

One hundred grand for one nights work driving in Paris, August 97. There were consequences however.....

roger_mycock 10:29, reply

I predict this isn't going to go well...

deep_stoat 9:40, reply

A friend, in his first post-trainee year at Salomon Bros in the mid-80s, got a USD500K bonus (plus, presumably, 1/52nd of his base) one week. He had realized that the investment bankers with whom he worked were afraid of using the bank's new Lotus 123 software and, since they wouldn't let him speak at meetings or do anything more substantial than fetching coffee, he volunteered to stay behind every night and input numbers for their dealbooks. Half a million for, essentially, inventing the job of spreadsheet monkey. My number? Fuck you - that's between me and my headhunter, as God intended. And I earned it by persuading reasonable men to make unwise decisions.

aristocat 7:51, reply

I once gave birth twice in one day and got GBP26k in benefits on the spot each time. I sold my story to the Daily Mail who paid me 10k, mainly 'cause I'm a bloke and foreign and probably illegal.

edmor 0:08, reply