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Suggest a novel new use for an everyday item.

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

dawnsyndrome 22:09, reply

Disabled parking bays: A handy-sized space to park a Chelsea tractor

sputnik1 17:54, reply

Ed Miliband could be repurposed as a politician.

bubastis 12:38, reply

Normal toilet paper spat onto makes a great inexpensive wipelet. Stick that up your polished ringpiece and smoke it dignity-vacuum cunt Dawn Porter. Still would mind, only now I'd rim her too.

spank_daley 12:24, reply

novels: read them. not just kill spiders with them.

blackkettle 11:05, reply

Well the wife could try washing up for starters

rick_gassko 11:04, reply

A shovel: Beating Noel Fielding to death.

deep_stoat 10:49, reply

Use an internet message board, such as this one to post bitchy pop information and gossip

pink_oboe 10:28, reply

Ozzy: Hammers, irons, even telephones are all great objects for bludgeoning

ian_credible 10:23, reply

Using an iPod to kill a Chinese person. Step 1: Buy it.

bubastis 9:08, reply

If we are lucky one day us mongs will get to use our cocks for sex.

sec 8:28, reply

Bacon slicer: Instead of preparing the world's best breakfast, use instead to negotiate with a certain advertising person who's overly concerned with our coverage of his client. Tongue first.

opus 4:36, reply

Television: Surf the internet on it.

Computer: Watch TV on it.

angry_anteater 1:00, reply

You can use a Chair leg as a rectal thermometer. Apparently.. All White up the back passage there!

mrsix 0:13, reply